Come up with a slogan for The Escapist

[triggrhappy94]

All in the title. Just come up with anything you think works.

I think I have a couple good ones.

Escapist Magazine-- That's just like your opinion.
Escapist Magazine-- No really, the pages just load slowly on Wednesdays.
Escapist Magazine-- Home of Daystar

 

[Evil Smurf]

come for the Yahtzee, stay for the daystar

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Here's two that were used as actual taglines on the site for a while:

"The last bastion of intelligence on the internet"

"The internet's library of Alexandria"

I wish I were making up the second one in particular, but no, they're both real.

 

[Andy Shandy]

come for the Yahtzee, stay for the daystar

Well there goes my one.

"Come for the Yahtzee, stay for the grammar nazis."

"All round gaming content, with 30% more sarcasm than your next leading website"

Actually what is the Escapist's official slogan?

EDIT: And how could I forget this one!

"Blame Kross."

 

[Lucem712]

come for the Yahtzee, stay for the daystar

Oh, I like that one!

"The Escapist; Stay out of the Religion & Politics section"

"The Escapist; Home of the Injustice League and Brovengers"[footnote] That's right, Injustice League goes first. Wanna fight about it?[/footnote]

 

[Fappy]

come for the Yahtzee, stay for the daystar

Oh, I like that one!

"The Escapist; Home of the Injustice League and Brovengers"[footnote] That's right, Injustice League goes first. Wanna fight about it?[/footnote]

Don't make me knife you, bro!

Here's two that were used as actual taglines on the site for a while:

"The last bastion of intelligence on the internet"

"The internet's library of Alexandria"

I wish I were making up the second one in particular, but no, they're both real.

I remember the first one specifically. I guess most of the hipsters jumped ship awhile ago ;P

 

[triggrhappy94]

"The only forum site smart enough not to allow signatures at the end of every post."

"Don't worry if you're not sure what anime to watch, just wait a week and there will be a thread to answer your question."

"Did you know we had a convention?"

"There maybe better sources for magazines, but they don't have Yahtzee."

 

[Lucem712]

Oh, I like that one!

"The Escapist; Home of the Injustice League and Brovengers"[footnote] That's right, Injustice League goes first. Wanna fight about it?[/footnote]

Don't make me knife you, bro!

Fappy! WE FIGHT AT DAWN, MY GOOD SIR!

Another slogan, "The Escapist, the website that gave me ponies."

 

[MrGalactus]

The Escapist - Like Destructoid but with less cunts.
The Escapist - Nothing to do on a Thursday.
The Escapist - The only website with conflicting reviews of the same game.
The Escapist - The only website in the universe with good Forums

I like how quoted I am

You're welcome.

 

[AceDefective]

The Escapist- Home of liamlemon7

I'm sure it will draw in the crowds

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The Escapist - "Come for the content, stay for the badges."

Or something. If I think of more, I'll edit them in.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Yahtzee, Elitism and Brovengers.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Yahtzee, Elitism and Brovengers.

I was trying to come up with a good one that compared "escapist" with "elitist" but I didn't want to upset the mods.

Escapist Magazine-- "That's 'E-S-C-A-P', not 'E-L-I-T'"
Maybe?

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

The Escapist - not as shit as most other gaming sites.

 

[Vault101]

The Escapist- let the cynacism flow through you

 

[StBishop]

Escapist Magazine - Our threads come in waves.

 

[Zeema]

" Welcome to the Home of Suck Up's "

I dont mean to flame, or troll i legitmatly think there are a lot of suck ups on this site. thats all

"The Mods, The Users and the Kross"

 

[Nouw]

"The Mods, The Users and the Kross"

"A Fistful of Posts."
"For a Few Posts More."
"Once Upon A Time in the Escapist."
"Ecstasy of Badges."

I think if there was ever to be a slogan of the Escapist, it should be on rotation like the flavour text in the Terraria/Minecraft Menu.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Ooh, I've got another one . . .

"We survived the onslaught of Zeel"

*shudders* We lost many good men to ME3 rage

 

[Scarim Coral]

The only one I can think of is-

"The only website to escape to."