Come up with a slogan for The Escapist

[Absimilliard]

"The Escapist - because "real life" blows."

 

[Sassafrass]

"The Escapist - Good content on a daily basis."
"The Escapist Forums - No. Nonononononononononono. NO."

 

[DrRockor]

didn't they come up with one at the expo, something to do with angry rants in funny accents

 

[Kevlar Eater]

The Escapist - Where everyone is an asexual misanthrope (or tries to be).

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

The Escapist: Now with Poo Flinging action on selected Feminist and Mass Effect threads.
The Escapist: We use Punctuation, HUZZAH.
The Escapist: Feedest ye not the Trolls merry traveller
The Escapist: "So much SWAG" John.F.Kennedy

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

The Escapist: Giving people something to do while at work (beside their job).
The Escapist: Use the forum search feature, or else.
The Escapist: Run while you still can.

 

[vrbtny]

The Escapist : Where one simply can walk into Mordor
The Escapist : It's not always like this, just Wednesdays
The Escapist : The only website where you can LSD puppies as a backdrop.
The Escapist : If in doubt, blame daystar
....or fappy

 

[King of Asgaard]

The Escapist: "Where you go when IGN makes you angry."
The Escapist: "Have you seen Kotaku? We don't blame you for coming here."

 

[StormShaun]

The Escapist- The place where dumb groups fight while we all facepalm.
The Escapist- RP and gaming Galore.

Or my favorite.
The Escapist- Ruled by Shaun and only by Shaun. ALL OBEY SHAUN~!

Good right!?

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

"Like the Great Escape but it happens every day".

 

[Palademon]

The Escapist - Safe for work, but not safe for your job
The Escapist - That thread already exists

But I like "Stay out of the basement", I always find it appropriate for welcoming new people. I even made a picture.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

The Escapist: You know, we do have more than just Zero Punctuation here.

The Escapist: Our staff keep nerf guns in their office and our former Editor fought a bear. That is all.

EDIT:

But I like "Stay out of the basement", I always find it appropriate for welcoming new people. I even made a picture.

I once saw something similar happen to those two threads.

Spoiler: Did someone say something about wanting some new reading?

 

[Gabanuka]

The Escapist: "Have you seen Kotaku? We don't blame you for coming here."

OK that one made me laugh.

I'm gonna go for "Stay out of the basement" its probably the only tradition we have on this site. All you Escapist youngins with your "Daystar" and your "Brovengers", we have a heritage goddamnit!

(I know Daystar has been on the site longer than me but I swear hes only become a problem recently.)

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

The Escapist: escaping reality so you don't have to

 

[SecondPrize]

"Escapist Mag - Our headlines are unreal."

 

[Smeatza]

The Escapist - If you leave us Yahtzee we're done for.