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The Escapist- For all your gender-thread needs.

The Escapist- Now with 100% real sarcasm.

The Escapist- WARNING: May contain never-ending threads over 'controversial issues'.

The Escapist- Where everything is drowning.
 

PedroSteckecilo

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They had a contest once upon a time *points at badges*

Now if only I could remember what my psuedo-winning slogan was...
 
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The Escapist - Where intelligent, progressive thinking people can ... Ooh look! A PONY!!!

The Escapist - Strangely, it actually is the only one...

The Escapist - Stay awhile, and listen.

The Escapist - Fighting the battle of who could care less.

The Escapist - These aren't just opinions, they're organically grown, fair-trade, Escapist opinions.

That's all I've got. Number five could be a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 

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The Escapist - Home to some of the most serious people on the internet

The Escapist - Come for the controversy, stay for the achievements/badges
 

Iron Criterion

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Escapist Magazine - Who the Fuck is Daystar?

I jest, but seriously who is Daystar, and why do a good number of these slogan ideas involve him/her/it?
 

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The Escapist - Now with more bacon
The Escapist - Complaints are to the left
The Escapist - Rants have never been more entertaining
The Escapist - Less Japs, More Canucks
The Escapist - No, you're not dreaming
The Escapist - No EA execs allowed
 

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The Escapist- Ain't no party like an EA hate party.
The Escapist- For added fun, try R&P!
The Escapist- I would have come up with a slogan, but Daystar derailed it.

Bonus: The Escapist: IGN and Kotaku are drowning; which do you save?
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Fappy said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
Here's two that were used as actual taglines on the site for a while:

"The last bastion of intelligence on the internet"

"The internet's library of Alexandria"

I wish I were making up the second one in particular, but no, they're both real.
I remember the first one specifically. I guess most of the hipsters jumped ship awhile ago ;P
It does seem like the worst offenders left around the time Extra Credits packed up and took their Games as Art preaching with them, doesn't it?
 

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Iron Criterion said:
Escapist Magazine - Who the Fuck is Daystar?

I jest, but seriously who is Daystar, and why do a good number of these slogan ideas involve him/her/it?
But... but... you've been here for years, I thought you were in all the practical jokes. Daystar Clarion is a made up persona that people throw around here, just like the basement and "Blame Kross!". It's sort of like the unofficial mascot of the Escapist a wolf that is supposed to be like really cool and such.

I thought it was quite an old in-joke - it's reached mythical levels already - Nasrin even conducted an "interview" [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/119811-Community-Spotlight-Daystar-Clarion] with Daystar Clarion just for laughs - the joke was that she tried to present Daystar as an actual person who visited the forums. I think Kross was the one who created the fake account.
 

omega 616

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Escapist Forums: the only place with a sentient Captcha!

Come on, that thing is eerily on topic a lot! I usually find it's got some twisted opinions on things.
 

bobmus

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Binnsyboy said:
The Escapist: Birthplace of EternalNothingness. God help us.
Not his birthplace, just his current place of residence.
http://forums.gametrailers.com/thread/a-day-with-any-character-you-w/1203248?t=1203248&gt=1#p33597457

OT: The Escapist - We're not that sarcastic.
 

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The Escapist - Where you can be a bigot and "open-minded" at the same time!
The Escapist - Where you go for more refined double-standards!
 

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The Escapist - Fuck EA
The Escapist - Nobody else has yahtzee
The Escapist - Seriously Fuck EA