Commercials You Wish You Could Physically kill.

[Ophiuchus]

The Frosties one with the kid.
Sheila's Wheels.
Confused.com
Piers Morgan on M&S foods.
The Kleenex(?) one with the two crayon kids, that's terrifying.
Any of the NSPCC/RSPCA ones that go full graphic.
HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!

I think we might be sharing a brain, that's pretty much everything I was going to suggest.

The only other thing I'd add is... actually I'm not sure what it is exactly, but it was on this morning. Some oven cleaner thing, with a female voiceover saying "so easy, even a man can do it! *giggle*" and a caption to the effect of "no men were harmed in the making of this advert". Can you imagine the bloody uproar if the same advert were made with the genders switched?

 

[Ophiuchus]

There's also this cheap-ass window advert with some... bum yelling at you to buy windows (or was it double glazing?) whilst spazzing out all over the shop.

I SAID YA BUY ONE, YA GET ONE FREE, I SAID YA BUY ONE YA GET ONE FREEEE!!!!!!!

CALL SAFESTYLE UK ON [phone number] NAAAOOOOOOOW, I SAID [phone number] NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!

...yes dear, no need to repeat yourself, I think they could hear you in bloody Belgium. The fact that it's so ingrained in my mind that I can remember the phone number, well, that just makes me want to cry a little.

 

[Shadow Law]

Basically every commercial not for Jimmy Johns.

They are sort of annoying but they still back up what they talk about because their sandwitches are good and fast.

 

[House25]

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

if you can guess where this is from, you should join me in my mass suicide of television victims.

 

[Shadow Law]

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

if you can guess where this is from, you should join me in my mass suicide of television victims.

I like the one were the guy opens up his front window and yells that at all two people walking by as they think hes crazy. I also like the oprah version. I must kill myself now.

 

[mokes310]

...and the sham-wow commercial...

Does your hatred extend to the "Slap-chop" as well?

I can't stand the Proactive Solution commercials. Good lord, are kids that pimply? I watch a lot of Fox Soccer Channel, and every other commercial on that channel is the Proactive one. Seriously, judging by their commercials, their market must me overly pimply kids, balding men, and people who really need to check their credit scores. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

if you can guess where this is from, you should join me in my mass suicide of television victims.

"Call J.G. Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW!"

That one is awful, for sure!

 

[Avatar Roku]

Anything by Billy Mays, anything with Mcdonalds(food is good, commercials suck), commercial for kids singing songs that were a hit in pop culture.

I agree. Also, those commercials for that "Buzz Ballads" CD.

On the flip side, anyone else love that commercial for Hotel.com?
-"Look honey, two shampoos!"
-"Maybe they're just trying to buy you off so you write a good review."
-While pouring both shampoos on head "It's Working! They got me! It's working!!"

 

[z121231211]

Any commercial that does not have Billy Mays in it. Especially Esurance, that was the first commercial I ever changed the channel on.

 

[Death916]

SNUGGIES!! those suck

and sham wow commercials... i cry when i see them

 

[Flap Jack452]

Anything with Billy Mays [http://www.ociocritico.com/oc/blogs/cine/wp-content/images/lord_voldemort.jpg]. I also despise the Sham-wow and Snuggie commercials with a flaming passion.

SNUGGIES!! those suck

and sham wow commercials... i cry when i see them

You said literally the exact same thing as me, except two seconds before :*(

 

[Soulgaunt]

...and the sham-wow commercial...

Does your hatred extend to the "Slap-chop" as well?

I can't stand the Proactive Solution commercials. Good lord, are kids that pimply? I watch a lot of Fox Soccer Channel, and every other commercial on that channel is the Proactive one. Seriously, judging by their commercials, their market must me overly pimply kids, balding men, and people who really need to check their credit scores. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

if you can guess where this is from, you should join me in my mass suicide of television victims.

"Call J.G. Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW!"

That one is awful, for sure!

You..you bastard.....I FINALLY GOT THAT GOD-DAMNED COMMERCIAL OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
.........AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!
or in other words, I agree.

 

[Enigmers]

"My dentist talks, I listen. So when my dentist told me to think more about keeping my smile healthy..."

SHE'S YOUR FUCKING DENTIST! WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SUPPOSED TO SAY!?

 

[chaser[phoenix]]

Absolutely any McDonalds commercial.
Since all they do is exacerbate the idea that young, fit, attractive and healthy people regularly eat there.

 

[Datalord]

1. Any drug or medication commercial
2. Lots and Lots of train commercials
3. Local business comercials that suck
4. Anything except freecreditreport.com commercials and super bowl commercials

Free Credit Report .com commercials are the best,

 

[andyandy]

Ok, if this has been done before I fear for the man who is as angry and full of rage as I am.

Have you ever been watching TV or been listening to the radio while driving when a commercial pops up thats so bad, so random, so utterly annoying that you just feel the physical need to stangle the creater of the ad or even wish the commercial was a human itself so you can put it out of its misery. (I envy the hulk for not having as much rage as I do.) Anyway for me its basicly any car dealership jingle on the radio that gives me the urge to strangle them, and no its not just road rage. Just to prove I don't hate all
commercials I do like the ones on sportscenter, some of them make me lolz everytime.

So give me your rage and let it out about the worst commercials that make you angry...so..angry.....HULK SMASH!!!

Commercials I wish I could kill, eh?

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MIGHTY PUTTY.

 

[chuckman1]

El Food City. Mucho Value. es, es, es, es, es, es.

 

[Datalord]

Here are the lyrics to freecreditreport.com commercials, you can watch them on youtube if you haven't seen them before (if you haven't i pity you)

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Should'a gone to free credit report dot com [wee haw]
I could'a seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts


Well, I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's
No we can't get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.



While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly & rollin' phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.


When you're a rock star,
You get to party hard.
Champagne and caviar,
Tricked out exotic cars.
That's how I'd thought it'd be,
Except the party's not for me,
Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID.
Free what,
Free credit report dot com.
That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go home.
They know how credit works.
They send email alerts.
Now I'm findin' out how bad reality can hurt .


Check it out gas prices going up sky high
Ditched my used sub-compact for a 2 wheel ride
Now I'm rolling eco-friendly, but I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I'm singin'
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
RE to the PORT to the dot to the com
Come on everybody grab your bikes and sing along
[Its easy]
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
RE to the PORT to the dot to the com


I was getting depressed 'cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I'd go
Thought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair!
Free Credit Report dot com!
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom!
Never mind, they've been singing our songs
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
So if you're not into fake sword fights,
Pointy slippers or green wool tights
Take a tip from a knight who knows
Free Credit Report dot com, let's go!

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

All of them, with the sole exception of the ''Roll up the Rim to win'' Timmy Ho comms. Like movies, commercials have suddenly got it into their heads that people like the random quickfire Quentin Tarantino/Jerry Seinfeld dialogue, only unlike movies they do it wrong EVERY FUCKING TIME