Commercials You Wish You Could Physically kill.

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Aidanadv

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I would like to destroy:
"HEAD ON! Apply Directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply Directly to the forehead!"

Also, I would to make ads that begin with "HI! Billy Mays here for the [Product Name Here]" and all pharmaceutical commercials illegal.

Michael_McCloud said:
One word.

Shamwow.
YOU KNOW THE GERMANS MAKE GOOD STUFF!
 

The_Chief

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vonage and 1877kars4kids THE SONG HAS DRIVEN ME SLOWLY INSANE

and screw you guys i like the free credit report dot com commercials
 

itchytriggerfinger

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In the eeeyes of... a stranger
That ad.
Plus this one. It's extremely, um, poignant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ezWgCbRELs&feature=related
 

drummersbangharder

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Extenze, if thats even how you spell it.
When they tell you they will send you a trial for the cost of a pos-tage stamp.
I hate the way that chick says pos-tage stamp.
She sounds like she has trouble saying it.

Also, all of the Geico commercials.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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those axe commercials, talk about false advertising!
ssgt splatter said:
The damn Geico commercials with the google eye stack of money.
whatever happened to the cavemen? I thought those were at least tolerable, especially compared to the new ones.
funny story though. I worked at the presses of my local newspaper, and I was helping the stuffers put ads in the paper, and this one was for H&R Block. Well thanks to a typo at the bottom it read and I quote: "More of your money ends up where it belongs. In our pocket!" Now that is truth in advertising! We all had a good laugh from that.
 

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
vonage and 1877kars4kids THE SONG HAS DRIVEN ME SLOWLY INSANE

and screw you guys i like the free credit report dot com commercials
1-877-KARS FOR KIDS!
GAH!
It is the one thing that will immediately make me change the channel on the radio.
What exactly is it even advertising?
 

soren7550

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Sobe and Geico (or however you spell it) commercials. They don't even tell you what their trying to sell!
 

Raziel_Likes_Souls

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Hunde Des Krieg said:
porkfryrice616 said:
Yea the esurance commercials and the one with the band(I refuse to remember what the commercial was for) make me want to shove hot knives into my ears and scoop my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Free Credit Report Dot Com!


I hated those "Head On" commercials. And all the crappy spin offs.
Head On! Apply Directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply Directly to the fore head. And now introducing Active On apply where it hurts.

I hated those commercials too.
 

Shadow Law

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Jarrid said:
Snuggle.
Never trust teddy bears, we don't know what they're planning.

Also, that car commercial where they play part of a capoeira song.
Car commercials shouldn't make me want to dance, unless it's on someone's grave...
I've never trusted teddy bears since I played conker's bad fur day.
EmileeElectro said:
Cilit Bang adverts are so ridiculous to the extent of them being hilarious, so they don't bother me anymore.
Those road safety adverts freak me out, I have to look away. I saw one earlier with loads of dead kids scattered everywhere... *shudders*
I hated that, "if you hit me at 30, there's around an 80% chance I'll live..." advert.
I know they're trying to scare us into being safe, but Jesus Christ the thought of children in a car crash effects some people more than others.

Mouthwash adverts annoy me too. They're so cheesy and unreal! xD
Good god! were do you live that they show ads with dead kids in car crashes?
 

TriggerUnhappy

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I would love to massacre this commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkGP3ORNWOY

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't play the thing EVERY DAY. A day hasn't gone by where I haven't seen it. This next one isn't so annoying as it is creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqkNPcUMffU

After all these years, I have no idea what it has to do with the PS3. Luckily though, they don't air it anymore.
At least I hope... (O_O)
 

Shadow Law

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OMG darkside that was some funny shit, I love that parodies of bad commercials make me lol.
 

JWAN

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'Help Ive fallen and I cant get up"

I say that every time i slip on the ice
 

JWAN

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Darkside360 said:
ShamWoW guy, he is annoying.

But to shed some humor

HAY
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

VINCE IS THE GREATEST CARNIE EVER! I REFUSE TO BUY TV SHIT ANYWHERE ELSE