I'm a white American, therefore I must be a bigoted, bible-belting fascist who says "y'all". Annoys me a lot, especially since I'm the exact opposite of those types.
Common sterotypes of you and your country
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Country: Bloody oath, toss another shrimp on the barbie! (Screw you guys. We don't even CALL them shrimp generally)
City: We're all apparently pretentious rednecks... not like those real redneck dicks in Denmark. (Technically, we call them bogans here... but since the majority of you are American, I figure redneck will be a more familiar term)
City: We're all apparently pretentious rednecks... not like those real redneck dicks in Denmark. (Technically, we call them bogans here... but since the majority of you are American, I figure redneck will be a more familiar term)
I am a semi-sterotypical nerd. I play DnD with a bunch of other nerds. I wear glasses and am doing well in all my classes. That's it. But my hometown is called Scandia, so I've been asked about 10 times if I'm a Viking berserker who carries a humongous battleaxe and pillages small towns(ironically, Scandia is a small town). I do not say "Yah, yoo betcha," but I do have a variety of axes for chopping and splitting wood. I'm part Scottish, but I don't follow the above-mentioned stereotypes, although if I could do a good accent, I would, and I think a kilt would be interesting to wear. I'm part Italian, but I don't know any sterotypes for Italy. Interesting fact, though: my great-grandfather was Italian, and ran a plumbing buisness. Explains the nerdiness a bit. I am not a blatantly obvious homosexual(nothing against them, but the ones that act like Willie from Apocalypse Lane times 20 freak me out a bit) just because of a goddamned movie. I think that's it.
I'm from America so I get all that stuff about Americans being fat, greasy and only thinking of themselves. Sure it's true for the most part but you don't have to rub it in...
I live in Saskatchewan, Canada so I'll go ahead and say that Saskatchewan doesn't give a flying fuck about hockey at all. Last time the Riders won the Grey Cup there were riots downtown. Pats suck ass.
Most people in the city have not even been on a farm.
Most people are no longer farmers (most of the farmland is owned by few people).
We are without a fucking doubt the coldest province and have gotten colder than Nunavut and Antartica before.
Everyone here will say that if you're winters aren't -40 C, you aren't Canadian.
It really is full of old people here.
Those old people are all racist against Natives. Every, single, one.
Most people in the city have not even been on a farm.
Most people are no longer farmers (most of the farmland is owned by few people).
We are without a fucking doubt the coldest province and have gotten colder than Nunavut and Antartica before.
Everyone here will say that if you're winters aren't -40 C, you aren't Canadian.
It really is full of old people here.
Those old people are all racist against Natives. Every, single, one.
I'm from VA. You are not from the south. I am not from the south (I define the south to begin below the counties right outside of DC). Fairfax, Arlington, northern VA is so different from the southern part that it simply isn't part of the same region.Fbuh said:
Well they say I look like dwight...Fbuh said:I should hate you for saying that, since everyone in middle school called me Mikey because I looked EXACTLY like him. Thankfully, I have evened out a bit more, so no, I am not like Mikey anymore.poncho14 said:Are you like Mikey from Recess? Except with a beardFbuh said:
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I am from America and I live in Wisconsin except for the cheese thing and maybe the fat virgins only one of those things are really true.
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Also we have to have a lot of guns and rednecks even though were "democratic" and even though we are the founders of republicans "irony". Also we have to watch for the illegal immigrants from the north.We really like our cheese and our cheese hats and we hate our neighboring states. I mean we really hate them.
Being that I'm american I guess I have to make some sort of racist remark. ummm...
I hate Eskimos because they cant make a goddamn Eskimo cake.
"Hey mate, we ride Kangaroos instead of cars and like to cook shrimp on the barbie. Is that a stingray"
yeah, I love stereotypes. -_-
yeah, I love stereotypes. -_-
British ,Aussie and (and another which I cant remember) accents are closely similar, yet automatically all the 12 year olds jump on the bad teeth British bandwagon. I love ingorant children.Sronpop said:Me - I wear black and have long hair and that makes me emo/goth/whatever scene is popular(nope, extreme metal only please). I do computer science so automatically I am a social retard who is really smart and has no friends(i wont go into detail but false
Country - I am Irish(as in actually Irish, as in, I live in Ireland) so automatically, I am a drunk, retarded, not actually Irish but British since they are interchangeable
Xbox live is the worst, anyone who can speak English and doesn't have an American accent is automatically British(country not specified) and hence has bad teeth, I facepalm every time before explaining the variety of things wrong with that.
America, in which we are all fat, idiotic slobs who live on a diet of McDonalds and Glen Beck. Also, because I have a fondness for Theater, I'm always asked if I'm gay.
I'm a canadian.
According to my stereotype, I'm a slightly dull alcholic who never gets angry. Quite the contrary! The more I drink, the politer I become.
I have a pet beaver, ride moose and can withstand very low temperatures.
My military is weak and I speak a twisted form of french.
Despite all of this, other countries love and accept me for my efforts towards peace in the face of a worl obsessed with war.
Now, I'm a resident of Southern ON. To other Canadians:
I am a self-righteous metrosexual twat who would sell out his family for a healthy bottom line.
According to my stereotype, I'm a slightly dull alcholic who never gets angry. Quite the contrary! The more I drink, the politer I become.
I have a pet beaver, ride moose and can withstand very low temperatures.
My military is weak and I speak a twisted form of french.
Despite all of this, other countries love and accept me for my efforts towards peace in the face of a worl obsessed with war.
Now, I'm a resident of Southern ON. To other Canadians:
I am a self-righteous metrosexual twat who would sell out his family for a healthy bottom line.