Confessions of the Soul

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Alssadar

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I'm okay with modern, brown and gray fps and cover-based shooters. Reality is a large factor in my enjoyment of a game.

I think a majority of the people on the Escapist are pretentious elitists who need to calm the fuck down over people who have other opinions. It's weird when anons on 4chan are sometimes more polite than you guys.
I also have to laugh at how yous get 900+ replies on a Sarkeesian thread: it's rather pathetic.
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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I know this may come as a shock, but...

...sometimes I accept the Terms and Conditions without even reading them. And the worst part is...I say that I have!

I'm so sorry...

[sub]I don't got the time to be readin' all dem clauses...[/sub]
 

IceForce

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Isn't this basically just another "unpopular opinions" thread in disguise? Aren't threads like this usually frowned upon?
 

PsychicTaco115

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IceForce said:
Isn't this basically just another "unpopular opinions" thread in disguise? Aren't threads like this usually frowned upon?
These are confessions!

Totally different from unpopular opinions because here, we forgive each other

*throws holy water at you*
 

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I think that the recent popularity of multiplayer has severely weakened video games, particularly the story lines. It seems to me that the multiplayer aspect of many games gets much more attention (developer-wise) than the single player aspect. Most shooters nowadays tend to have little to no story-line and are there more as pre-multiplayer tutorials rather than being an actual game.
 

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Despite always telling people I'm straight... I would have sex with anyone, if they asked me...

The more I rant about something I hate... the more I actually like it...

Speaking of sex, I really wish I was a futanari...

Tenchi Muyo will always be my all-time favorite anime OVA...

Brotherhood is only better than the original FMA anime by it's last few episode...

Tales of Symphonia is still the better Tales game...

EyeReaper said:
and finally... I like Dubbed anime more than subbed! yeah, I said it. going along with that...
YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
Amen, my brother! Amen... You took those words right out of my mouth...
 

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Elfgore said:
Attack on Titan was eh at best. (To some people this would be like me saying I murdering a baby)
I got halfway through the first episode. I fucking hate protagonists like that, he was such a little shit I couldn't go on.

OT: I fucking hate Just Cause 2. Complete waste of time and money.

Also Half-Life 2 is decidedly average.

And I've never seen Mean Girls. Or Alien. Or Aliens.
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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This isn't much of a confession, but since it's already been brought up: I couldn't watch Attack on Titan. It's kind of difficult to enjoy something when all you can think of during the fight scenes is "this is the most stupid fucking thing I've ever seen." Seriously. That 3D maneuver thing was dumb. It didn't help that I couldn't stand the main character. Also, this is a really shallow complaint, but I do not think that any of the girls are very attractive, either. While that wouldn't discourage me from watching it if I liked it, the fact that there are no cute girls only adds fuel to the fire. Of particular note is that one girl, Misaka, I think her name is. I don't like muscular women at all, so her abs are a horrible turnoff.

These are more confession-like:
I frequently wish that I could just be spirited away to some kind of anime or game world where everything's alright and I don't have to worry or stress out about things, and I can just live a carefree life. That's all I want to do, really. I'm not ambitious at all. I don't need to do anything great or amazing. I just want to be able to be free of stress and concerns. I actually have anxiety issues, so being free from those (without taking any sort of drugs) would be amazing.

I find anime girls more attractive and memorable than real-life girls, both in appearance and behaviour. I can't quite explain why. There's something about the facial structure of real girls that isn't quite right. Additionally, anime girls have big, expressive eyes, wonderful, bright colours and exaggerated, energetic behaviour. They've always got interesting little visual and behavioural quirks and things that people seem to lack. Real people always look and act so dull. It makes them tough to recognize and hard to remember. I'm not trying to condemn real people at all. I just have some problems in this area which make me feel more attracted to anime girls.
 

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I'm actually an EA representative meant to secretly invade these boards to turn everyone in their favor. Just be sure not to tell anyone or I may get fired!

Oh yeah, and before that I did work with Activision and got people to ignore them by hating on EA more. Pretty good job security strategy. Now, uh, if you guys could just replace all your EA hate threads with Ubisoft hate threads, that would be awesome!

OK, joking aside...I use a pay-as-you go phone that is too small for most people's heads.
 

Kitsune Hunter

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I have a deep seated hatred of couples who show public displays of affection, I don't need to be constantly reminded of what I don't have, but desperately want, thank you very much
 

JustOrdinary

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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

... I've clocked in around 200 hours on Sonic Shuffle. On singleplayer :(
 

ClockworkPenguin

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Well, this is a bit dark but....

The other day, I saw a spider in my room, and I was going to through it out the window but it was really cold. So I flushed it down the loo instead. And now every time I pee I imagine it's little eyes staring up at me and a tiny voice going 'whyyyy?'. I am a monster.

Also, I like puns. They're not humorous, but they can be clever and it's fun to come up with them. Also, the reactions of people who don't like puns is golden.
 

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ThreeName said:
Elfgore said:
Attack on Titan was eh at best. (To some people this would be like me saying I murdering a baby)
I got halfway through the first episode. I fucking hate protagonists like that, he was such a little shit I couldn't go on.
Actually, that's a good point of the character. I also hate the whiny little shits that often feature in anime. Like Shinji. Oh, god, Shinji. Fuck that fucking fucker. Anyway, Eren and Mikasa both gradually turn into badasses. Even Armin get a healthy does of badass. Well, Mikasa was always a badass, but hey.

As for me, I hate children. The mere sound of a child's high-pitched whine-screech drives me up the wall. I wish I could punch them sometimes.
 

staika

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Well there's the fact that I don't watch TV or movies really at all. I have no interest in them the vast majority of time so I don't watch them. I also write things in my free time but I don't read really ever.

My avatar was actually not my idea, I found something like it online and I edited it for my own use. Also the vast majority of the deaths were not my idea, I got help from the pub club members for death ideas. The only real thing I did for my various editions was come up with maybe 1-5 deaths and make it >.>
 

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staika said:
Well there's the fact that I don't watch TV or movies really at all. I have no interest in them the vast majority of time so I don't watch them. I also write things in my free time but I don't read really ever.

My avatar was actually not my idea, I found something like it online and I edited it for my own use. Also the vast majority of the deaths were not my idea, I got help from the pub club members for death ideas. The only real thing I did for my various editions was come up with maybe 1-5 deaths and make it >.>
I hardly watch television at all any more. I couldn't deal with the annoying advertisements, they made me livid and violent. I read more frequently than I write, but even that is something I may give up over time. History is a fascinating subject, but only if you have the stomach to wade through it.
 

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This arouses me.


On a more serious and less honest note; I laughed at The Ring's western adaption. Really. Through the whole thing. And my 13 year old nephew was on the brink of tears. It was just so ridiculous.
 

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Oh god. W-what has happened, I can't think of anything to say? Curses, Why must I be so perfect? Also I liked Colonial Marines and later two movie sequels.
 

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FPLOON said:
Speaking of sex, I really wish I was a futanari...
Oh, God, I love futanari so much. Actually...if you want an NSFW confession...

It is THE main thing I masturbate to on a regular basis. Don't get me wrong, I love women. But there's something so...hot about futas and intersex "women". I go to e621 (a furry image board *everyone gasps*) for intersex and gelbooru for straight-up futanari. (Please don't look for those websites: they both have a lot of NSFW pics)

I sometimes wish that there were more intersex "women" in the world with fully formed and functional dual genitalia. I also wish that, though I claim to be a straight man (i.e. I'm not attracted to men or the male form), I sometimes wish I had both fully formed and functional male and female genitalia while staying as a "man"....I mean, I already have a dick and two balls; I just want to experience what it'd be like to have that and a pussy. (Also, I think anal hurts and I have a sensitive gag reflex, so it'd be a way for a futanari to "properly" penetrate me.)

P.S. Please don't be offended with the way I implied "properly" or "women". I wanted to be specific about my preference while remaining respectful; please tell me if you feel offended and what I can do to better explain myself next time.

OP: Game-related? I love Skyrim and hate Morrowind...with a passion.

I think the Baldur's Gate series has not aged well, to the point where it's infuriating to even try to play. I mean, seriously, the insane wizard at the start spouts "I am death, destroyer of worlds!" and only has four health? Eye-fucking-roll. I'd be fine with spells not recharging...if you were allowed to use them more than twice! Especially healing spells! Also, the armor rating doesn't tell me shit; why are the armor rating numbers going DOWN the better the armor is?! I'd rather play D&D in-person with a group.

Non-gaming? I try to think of ways to be faithful, but I think it'd be better to have a girlfriend that is sexually open and wouldn't mind experimentation or multiple partners. Love is not sex, and sex is not love. You can be in love and have sex; have sex and not feel anything; or be in love and almost never have sex. The two concepts are not joined at the hip. Saying that, I've only had one girlfriend, and that was only for a few weeks...Don't ask.

I love and support the LGBT community; however, the only problem I have with lesbians is this inner dialogue: "Great, two more women who want nothing to do with me. T.T"

Anime? I like K-On!! (it's cute!) and hate Akira (though only for one single part: when and how Kaori dies; it was bullcrap).

...I think that's it for now.
 

Nooners

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I've been studying for almost three months to qualify for a job that I don't know if I'll be any good at, and most likely won't enjoy. My parents think I'm not trying, when I've given up making my web-series (my passion for the last year and a half), seeing friends, my interests, and my general happiness. I feel like I'm selling my values to satisfy everyone but myself. If I at least knew what I wanted, then I could start working towards it, but there is nothing I want to chase after.

And that upsets me more than anything else.