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GLo Jones

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Become rich, buy an island, declare it an independent nation, and gather up the best scientists together to work on prolonging my life indefinitely (whether that is through genetic enhancement, or bionic replacement (go all General Grievous on ya!)).
 

Bocaj2000

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I agree with the spiderman quote. "With great power comes great responsibility."

The only thing that I would really do differently in sleep while floating. That would be fucking awesome. Floating in general is awesome---

Other than that I would have to find out what I would do once it happens.
 

PettingZOOPONY

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Nothing useful at all, I would flaunt my powers by doing stupid shit and making people pissed of until they decided to kill the only known force adept in the world.
 

Xlr8DETH

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i would reach out with the force and find other force sensitive sentient spacefaring species who have already created a jedi council and join them as the first human among their ranks and they would then designate me as ruler of earth
 

madmatt

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Jedihunter4 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Well, you're not really, because the Jedi Order doesn't exist... yet. But you are certainly the first Force adept on the planet.

For some unknown reason, fate has chosen you to be the very first Force prodigy. This mean that you are completely aware of your powers, and not only that, you are equally gifted in all areas of the Force (meaning that you do not struggle to learn using these powers, not that you are automatically a master of each).

We're talking about freakin' Revan strength possibilities here people! (Not broken as fuck, way over the top possibilities of Galen Marek, AKA, Starkiller from the Force Unleashed).

You have all the powers at your disposal:
Precognition (you sometimes can see the future in dreams and in battle you have what basically equates to the Jedi version of Spider Sense).
Force persuasion (i.e. Jedi mind tricks).
Force lift/push/throw/heal etc.
Force choke/lightning etc (because there isn't a light/dark side, since there is no order to define how you use your powers).
All the physical buffs that Force adepts possess, like lightning reflexes, exceptional speed etc.
And, most importantly, you can detect the Force in other living things, which basically means that you can identify the Force potential of everybody you meet.

Now, unless you start walking around throwing cars around and force choking random passers by, nobody is going to realise you are a Force user. What are you going to do? The age old pass time would dictate that you become a Formula 1 driver. Gotta put those reflexes to work somehow right? Will you tell your friends and family, teaching any you can detect as being potential Force users? The choices are yours.

Just don't fuck up and get caught by any government organisation. You don't want your arse being Order 66'ed now do we?

EDIT: Okay people, let's not forget that you are a Force user, not a superhero. No amount of Force lightning is going to stop anyone from eventually shooting you. You don't have the benefit of a lightsaber, and even then, I don't think it would deflect bullets.
You would't get gunned down cause you would be able to stop the bullets with your force powers! the only reason they can't stop blasters is cause they are energy weapons and they have no mass, bullets are just little pieces of metal so you would be able to create like a force field around you, only way some one could feasibly kill you is with like a flame-thrower which they would have to get close or a nuke or something or unbelievable numbers, as there are no other jedi or sith, or people with blasters, or maybe in your sleep, being as jedi can see shit coming slightly.
i don't think this is a "if you could do anything" kind of thread, there are limitations. Remember, 12 people with automatic rifles could fire hundreds of bullets in a few seconds, each of which would have a great deal of velocity to stop, you cant summon like a virtual wall around you without effort - you have limits (like a jedi does, they aren't just supermen).

To avoid being a lab dissected specimen, i would use it only sparingly and quietly and train only those i am actually sure can keep their traps shut. No need to spoil everything by making yourself everyones enemy. Parading an advantage is the fastest way to lose it.
 

WonderWillard

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On that day I also become the laziest person in the world, as I would use the force to do literally everything. Even for crapping and operating my xbox controller. Yep.
 
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Kysafen said:
I'd create theories and techniques to strengthen my Mind Trick power. And I'd never show my powers to anyone as long as they live (or at least, long enough for me to kill him/her).

Manipulate every company on the planet into disbanding the stock market. Then study psychology, learn of subliminal messaging, and basically use these techniques into brainwashing the general public into community service and scientific research donations by manipulating all media outlets. Also, outer space will belong to every man and woman. Not the rich, not corporations. Humanity. Period.

As a cover, I'd start a scientific corporation and create a new caste system in which the higher class belongs to those that innovate and drive the human race forward. What was once a back beat of the human race will now be the main chorus, and everyone will wish to join in song. As a last resort, I'll create an interlinked emergency broadcast system that hacks into every monitor and screen in the world, in case I need to make a "global broadcast" (which will most likely be just me "persuading" the world that Jedi and all of their powers are fictional).

If any dictator, business, individual, or organization wishes to impede my progress, I'll simply persuade the public into openly exposing them and their intentions clearly and plainly; that they are obstacles to the growth of the human race. Should my media puppeteering work as I had planned, the public should do all the work for me. Unless it's another Jedi. In that case, I'll use the broadcast system to torture and execute him/her personally for all the world to see. And then wipe their minds of the memory, of course.
You do know that Force persuasion is really limited right? You can't brain wash the entire planet.
 

LogicNProportion

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I would be lying if I said that I wouldn't use my newfound powers for revenge...at first.

After which I'd dedicate my life to bettering mankind and guiding them through this inevitable evolution at our doorstep. But God have mercy on those few who I have grudges against...
 

aLivingPheonix

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Find Hayley Williams, force persuade.

Find Ashley Greene, force persuade.

Find Bill Gates, rob him with force persuade.

And I'm now set for life. Although realistically I'd probably just use it to get free shit, like food and games.
 
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aLivingPheonix said:
Find Hayley Williams, force persuade.

Find Ashley Greene, force persuade.

Find Bill Gates, rob him with force persuade.

And I'm now set for life. Although realistically I'd probably just use it to get free shit, like food and games.
Could be an internet meme...

'It's not rape if you use Force persuade'
 

SilentCom

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I would first use force persuasion to get myself a job. In the meantime, I would train myself to become the strongest force user around. Once I've matured my powers and establish a solid income, I will try to recruit other force users and create my own secret jedi order. We will then proceed to influence the affairs of humanity to create a new world order based on peace and justice. This will continue until some of my recruits go rogue and start their own dark jedi order, thus creating rivalry and world consuming destruction. Hopefully it doesn't come to that.
 
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CM156 said:
I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.
Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."
 

CM156_v1legacy

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Daystar Clarion said:
CM156 said:
I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.
Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."
*Waves hand* You will hire us
 

CM156_v1legacy

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Daystar Clarion said:
CM156 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
CM156 said:
I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.
Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."
*Waves hand* You will hire us
*Waves hand* With a 900% price mark up.
Or I could go into law

*Waves hand* You will give my client the ammount he demands