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CM156 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
CM156 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
CM156 said:
I would just use force lifting at my job so I no longer have to bend down to pick up files.
Hehe, a Jedi moving company.


"We can move any shit, 9 out of 10 X-wing manufacturers agree."
*Waves hand* You will hire us
*Waves hand* With a 900% price mark up.
Or I could go into law

*Waves hand* You will give my client the ammount he demands
*Waves hand* You will also pay my fee. That's a 900% mark up.
 

Ickorus

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Is it wierd that I would find other hopefuls and teach them how to use their powers and of course how to use them wisely?

I would of course have to work out a way of using my powers to help fund my efforts so perhaps a weekend in vegas, Casino owners are pretty much legal criminals anyway so I wouldn't feel bad tricking them out of lots of money.
 
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Ickorus said:
Is it wierd that I would find other hopefuls and teach them how to use their powers and of course how to use them wisely?

I would of course have to work out a way of using my powers to help fund my efforts so perhaps a weekend in vegas, Casino owners are pretty much legal criminals anyway so I wouldn't feel bad tricking them out of lots of money.
It's not weird. It's something I'd probably consider. All the people who are saying they would control the world are either joking, or extremely overestimate their own abilities. The amount of intelligence needed to single handedly rule the world is nonexistant.
 

TWRule

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First, freak out about the philosophical implications of the Force being real, since I'm a philosophy major.

Probably use my enhanced senses and foresight to learn some interesting things - maybe put my talents to use in information gathering.

Also, I'd probably eschew traditional transportation and run/jump everywhere with force speed and force jump. Maybe become the world's best free-runner?

Also become a part time medical professional with force heal.

And I'd train others that I thought might be responsible enough to use it properly, which would ultimately end in me making a mistake and having an epic showdown with a former student turned rival.

So pretty much either part-time Jedi-scholar, part time agent or private investigator, part time healer, part time teacher, and part time roaming around looking for interesting ways to apply my powers. Edit: (wait, that's basically jedi knight minus the spaceship...)
 

Aur0ra145

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U.S Department of Defense, here I come!

Yeah, DoD contracts is where the money is at!
 

Chris646

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The obvious thing to do here is play 2 video games at once. Or browse the internet and play a video game. Or lift the remote without getting up. Maybe give my enemies a reason to fear me; a little asphyxiation never hurt anyone too bad. And if I did that, I'd get a lot of nerd credibility. And convince my teachers that I did my homework.
 

DaJoW

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Daystar Clarion said:
Trasken said:
Me: Hey baby wanna sleep with me?
Hot Chick: Psshh you wish!
Me: *waves hand* you want to do me right here right now
Hot Chick: Oh take me you hot piece of man meat!

*Bow chika bow wow*
29 posts.

It took 29 posts for someone's plan to be convincing women to sleep with them.


I thought it would have happened sooner if I'm honest.
The first reply says he would have a harem, so a bit earlier.

OT: Play around, get bored, go back to usual. Assuming super speed came with super stamina I could save a lot on bus tickets though.
 

Paksenarrion

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Great! I'd do everything in my power to save the ones I love! I have this horrible premonition that I'm not powerful enough to save my loved one from death...

...I need more Power.
 

Chappy

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Unless there was a suitable threat to combat my new force powers I'd probably sith it up and go mad with power, not the dark creepy mad but the hysterical laughing mad.

I mean really if your going to get force powers you might as well have a counter balance or a threat to combat or go pants on head insane and enjoy it.

However before all this I would have to use The Force to win breakdancing competitions and force choke anymore who so much as mentioned midichlorians.
 

Jfswift

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I'd probably be some notorious gambler and be corrupted by the powers of the force. Also I disagree with you that there wouldn't be a light/dark side right away. I'm pretty sure there'd be two force active people appearing at once since it always has to remain balanced.
 

GreyKnight3445

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Gather others like me, and begin recruiting/hiring PMCs and ex military, and when the world is on the brink of utter chaos I, in a fell swoop, take over the United States, North Korea, and Russia, and then conquer the rest of the world and lay the foundation of the Earth Empire!

Also I`d totally do what Sidious did and live forever!
 

magicmonkeybars

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when dealing with the Force the only limitation is ones understanding of the force, so if my understanding is total, everything dies, no one can stop me.
 

thecoreyhlltt

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hello elem. school/ mid school bullies... KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD AND PREPARE TO DIE!!!

then many years later i'd learn the folly of my ways, become good, and train padewans!

-side note-
so starkiller's name is galen marek? wasn't darth revan's apprentice named marek?????!! ARE THEY RELATED SOMEHOW?!?! like great great great great great great great somethings?
 

thecoreyhlltt

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GreyKnight3445 said:
Gather others like me, and begin recruiting/hiring PMCs and ex military, and when the world is on the brink of utter chaos I, in a fell swoop, take over the United States, North Korea, and Russia, and then conquer the rest of the world and lay the foundation of the Earth Empire!

Also I`d totally do what Sidious did and live forever!
except the getting killed by your apprentice part... right?
 

JordanXlord

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...me a Jedi?


Its time for me to Kill All Video Game Haters, TIME FOR MY TO UNLEASH FORCE LIGHTING !!!