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Angel Molina

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Wow, some people here tend to be leaning toward the Sith side, huh...

OT: Build robots... lots of them =p
 

Ashesinmind

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I would probably join the Air Force to get weapons training and flying training. Do that for a year or two. After leaving Air force I'd use the money I've saved to go to Japan and get trained in sword fighting by an old samurai master while using the discipline training to highten my force powers. After about a year I'd go back home, start working at a music shop, befriend a local politician that I feel is trying to do the right thing for once, help him/her gain a good position within the government which may even involve getting the Prime Ministership (or Presidency), while at the same time I'm fighting crime as a modern day super hero.

Horribly cliche it seems like a good idea to me
 

Riku'sTwilight

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Without any sabre of light to wield, yeah you'd have to go down the persuasion route to get what you wanted.
I'd probably do what Palpatine did in all fairness, just control the masses using the medium they all know and respect; government.

Oh and if you could detect force powers, then you'd build an army of the strongest people out there.

Also if you had ALL the force powers, then I'd go around creating life in women, and killing any man who prevented me using the force (See Star Wars III for that handy power) and basically rule.

From my rule would be the Sith/Jedi split, which I'd personally manufacture.
 

Seives-Sliver

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I would find any other adepts I could and take them under my wing, make the lightsabers, then I would make an empire and take over the world and enforce new laws and rules, after which I would probably have spaceships build to colonize the moon and get people's heads outta their rears so they can work on moving the world forward.
 
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Ashesinmind said:
I would probably join the Air Force to get weapons training and flying training. Do that for a year or two. After leaving Air force I'd use the money I've saved to go to Japan and get trained in sword fighting by an old samurai master while using the discipline training to highten my force powers. After about a year I'd go back home, start working at a music shop, befriend a local politician that I feel is trying to do the right thing for once, help him/her gain a good position within the government which may even involve getting the Prime Ministership (or Presidency), while at the same time I'm fighting crime as a modern day super hero.

Horribly cliche it seems like a good idea to me
Nice to see someone who has a plan other than

'Lol!1111one, rulez the worldz!2!11one'

I doubt many people would use it for evil.
 

Kelethor

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Id create a Jedi order, dedicated to pursuing order and balance on the planet. we'd work alongside the United nations to make sure people lived in peace, and served as a group of super soldiers when we detected sources of evil.

Once the order was well populated and established, I would ditch. after hiding out in some island somewhere, I would create a sith order. one which is dedicated to simply fucking with shit. trolls with lightsabers essentially. we'd go around fucking shit up, lighting people on fire for lols, and occasionally trying to take over the world.

Once both sides are well stocked and firmly established against one another, Id enter the final stages of my plan. at this point, I imagine that the non force sensitives on the planet, people who are watching these two groups of freaks duking it out are getting pissed. essentially they would form armies to stop us. the only hope? Sith and Jedi unite to stop the true threat. Normal people.
 

funguy2121

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Nah, you wouldn't be completely aware. You'd have no master to teach you, so you'd have to figure it out on your own.

/thread

Oopse, I meant

/game
 

Trasken

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Me: Hey baby wanna sleep with me?
Hot Chick: Psshh you wish!
Me: *waves hand* you want to do me right here right now
Hot Chick: Oh take me you hot piece of man meat!

*Bow chika bow wow*
 
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Trasken said:
Me: Hey baby wanna sleep with me?
Hot Chick: Psshh you wish!
Me: *waves hand* you want to do me right here right now
Hot Chick: Oh take me you hot piece of man meat!

*Bow chika bow wow*
29 posts.

It took 29 posts for someone's plan to be convincing women to sleep with them.


I thought it would have happened sooner if I'm honest.
 

Trasken

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Daystar Clarion said:
Trasken said:
Me: Hey baby wanna sleep with me?
Hot Chick: Psshh you wish!
Me: *waves hand* you want to do me right here right now
Hot Chick: Oh take me you hot piece of man meat!

*Bow chika bow wow*
29 posts.

It took 29 posts for someone's plan to be convincing women to sleep with them.


I thought it would have happened sooner if I'm honest.
Oh please like you wouldn't try to bang megan fox, angelina jolie and a large list of hot etceteras XD
 
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Trasken said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Trasken said:
Me: Hey baby wanna sleep with me?
Hot Chick: Psshh you wish!
Me: *waves hand* you want to do me right here right now
Hot Chick: Oh take me you hot piece of man meat!

*Bow chika bow wow*
29 posts.

It took 29 posts for someone's plan to be convincing women to sleep with them.


I thought it would have happened sooner if I'm honest.
Oh please like you wouldn't try to bang megan fox, angelina jolie and a large list of hot etceteras XD
I'm happily engaged, thank you very much :D

I would use mind tricks to get free stuff though...

*waves hand* 'You want to give me that pint of Guinness, free of charge...'
 
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HG131 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Trasken said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Trasken said:
Me: Hey baby wanna sleep with me?
Hot Chick: Psshh you wish!
Me: *waves hand* you want to do me right here right now
Hot Chick: Oh take me you hot piece of man meat!

*Bow chika bow wow*
29 posts.

It took 29 posts for someone's plan to be convincing women to sleep with them.


I thought it would have happened sooner if I'm honest.
Oh please like you wouldn't try to bang megan fox, angelina jolie and a large list of hot etceteras XD
I'm happily engaged, thank you very much :D

I would use mind tricks to get free stuff though...

*waves hand* 'You want to give me that pint of Guinness, free of charge...'
Then use it on your fiancée. "You want to have a foursome with me, Summer Glau and Eliza Dushku."
Better yet, I could get her to make me a sandwich.


Awesome.
 

spartan231490

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Daystar Clarion said:
Well, you're not really, because the Jedi Order doesn't exist... yet. But you are certainly the first Force adept on the planet.

For some unknown reason, fate has chosen you to be the very first Force prodigy. This mean that you are completely aware of your powers, and not only that, you are equally gifted in all areas of the Force (meaning that you do not struggle to learn using these powers, not that you are automatically a master of each).

We're talking about freakin' Revan strength possibilities here people! (Not broken as fuck, way over the top possibilities of Galen Marek, AKA, Starkiller from the Force Unleashed).

You have all the powers at your disposal:
Precognition (you sometimes can see the future in dreams and in battle you have what basically equates to the Jedi version of Spider Sense).
Force persuasion (i.e. Jedi mind tricks).
Force lift/push/throw/heal etc.
Force choke/lightning etc (because there isn't a light/dark side, since there is no order to define how you use your powers).
All the physical buffs that Force adepts possess, like lightning reflexes, exceptional speed etc.
And, most importantly, you can detect the Force in other living things, which basically means that you can identify the Force potential of everybody you meet.

Now, unless you start walking around throwing cars around and force choking random passers by, nobody is going to realise you are a Force user. What are you going to do? The age old pass time would dictate that you become a Formula 1 driver. Gotta put those reflexes to work somehow right? Will you tell your friends and family, teaching any you can detect as being potential Force users? The choices are yours.

Just don't fuck up and get caught by any government organisation. You don't want your arse being Order 66'ed now do we?

EDIT: Okay people, let's not forget that you are a Force user, not a superhero. No amount of Force lightning is going to stop anyone from eventually shooting you. You don't have the benefit of a lightsaber, and even then, I don't think it would deflect bullets.
It would melt bullets if you did have one, or maybe incinerate. If it melted them, well melted lead hits just as hard as solid.
OT: I would put on a mask, go to a mall near where I live, where the upper floors are balconies, and use my force powers to vault the railing on the 3rd/4th floor and land perfectly on floor one. Then, I would probably use jedi mind tricks to control the government into not being pants on face retarded. Then I would probably go pro in golf, win like 20-40 million dollars and then retire at the age of 25-26.