Consiparcy Theories

[captainwillies]

My favourite is Hollow-Earth theory. in which the earth is hollow and people live on the inside

for more just check this site out
http://www.truthism.com/

 

[super_smash_jesus]

De-evolution is a pretty wild theory, in which it says organisms that inhabit the earth used to be more advanced, and have evolved down to what we see today. Very stupid sounding theory, but it does have a lot of book and publishings that can be pretty convincing, even though it is a load of crap.

 

[Glitches are cool]

Flat earth theory is pretty damn funny too. Like De-evolution (Which I can easily subscribe to looking at the people of the world), they make some interesting arguments, but back them up with theoretical concepts which renders their arguments void.

 

[broadband]

eh theories like that the political asasinations for/and corrupted people behind the goverment count?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

We never landed on the Moon.
The Illuminati created the All Seeing Eye on the Dollar.
Duke Nuken Forever is coming out soon.

 

[stoicfaux]

Duke Nuken Forever is coming out soon.

Yes, but the screenshots we've seen of DNF over the years are fundamentally more concrete than any evidence put forth in support any other conspiracy theory.

 

[Saskwach]

My favourite theory is Scientology. Whoops, I mean cultImeanreligion.

 

[Razzle Bathbone]

Yes, but the screenshots we've seen of DNF over the years are fundamentally more concrete than any evidence put forth in support any other conspiracy theory.

(rolls eyes)
Yeah, because no one in the history of the world's governments, religions or businesses has ever conspired behind the scenes to advance their own agendas at the expense of the public at large. Anyone who believes in stuff like that must be some kind of tinfoil hat-wearing nutcase.

 

[Easykill]

Some guy thinks we originally are from Venus and we came here in spaceships after we exhausted it's resources. So many holes... Other than that, it would be wrong not to mention Area 51. I think some guy just had a wet dream about an alien "anal probing" him.

 

[Geoffrey42]

~They` are secretly plotting to drive me insane.

_They- know that I know the secret. |They\ want me out of the general population. It would be too obvious if :they; just kidnapped me. So 'they" plot instead.

Slowly infiltrating my life.

Manufacturing little annoyances, that your average person would think was random, without purpose. But I see. I know.

7hey/ cut me off on the highway.

?7h3y, misspell forum topic titles...

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[captainwillies]

eh theories like that the political asasinations for/and corrupted people behind the goverment count?

yeah why not

 

[i_am_undead]

This is of course the Christian science theory for the Great Flood, featuring Noah et al. I think dinoasaurs were involved somewhere (they probably drowned because they were too sinful). Always makes me laugh.

Actually Christian Science is a completely different religion than Christianity... although there are fundamentalists who try and justify the creation with science. You should look up Glen Rose, Texas if you think it's all a joke, humans living concurrently with dinos and all... I have a lot of trouble getting over that particular evidence...

I've heard this theory that aliens (like the greys) are actually living underground in an entire civilation... which actually makes more sense than them traveling faster than the speed of light to get here, if you think about it.

And I've also heard that some of the Nazi generals from WWII escaped to South America, and are living in the rainforests of Bolivia.

And I've also heard that there is in fact NO CAKE... but I refuse to believe it!

 

[General Ma Chao]

This is of course the Christian science theory for the Great Flood, featuring Noah et al. I think dinoasaurs were involved somewhere (they probably drowned because they were too sinful). Always makes me laugh.

Actually Christian Science is a completely different religion than Christianity... although there are fundamentalists who try and justify the creation with science. You should look up Glen Rose, Texas if you think it's all a joke, humans living concurrently with dinos and all... I have a lot of trouble getting over that particular evidence...

I've heard this theory that aliens (like the greys) are actually living underground in an entire civilation... which actually makes more sense than them traveling faster than the speed of light to get here, if you think about it.

And I've also heard that some of the Nazi generals from WWII escaped to South America, and are living in the rainforests of Bolivia.

And I've also heard that there is in fact NO CAKE... but I refuse to believe it!

There's actually a grain of truth to the Nazi generals thing. Argentina, I believe took in many former Nazis escaping from Europe.

And the cake is still a lie.

 

[Haliwali]

There is cake, you just have to find it.

 

[Cousin_IT]

De-evolution is a pretty wild theory, in which it says organisms that inhabit the earth used to be more advanced, and have evolved down to what we see today. Very stupid sounding theory, but it does have a lot of book and publishings that can be pretty convincing, even though it is a load of crap.

That reminds me of a Space 1999 episode (before you say it I watched repeats not when it was first aired, wasnt born then ) Where they encounter "anti-matter" people who are de-evolving from the top to the slime as the "matter" ppl are evolving from the slime to the top. So the Anti-matter ppl try to "switch places" with the moonbase aplha team. (i feel really nerdy now for bringing up this reference to a 1970's sci-fi classic)

My personal favourite outlandish alternate theory for human evolution etc is GWAR's explination for it all. Find it here, & prepare to be confused amused & bombarded with their paticular brand of wierd metal. http://www.gwar.net/mythos.php

 

[Ciarog]

I've heard this theory that aliens (like the greys) are actually living underground in an entire civilation... which actually makes more sense than them traveling faster than the speed of light to get here, if you think about it.

Horlocks. Or as the Cherokee in my area used to call them, Moon People.

And I've also heard that some of the Nazi generals from WWII escaped to South America, and are living in the rainforests of Bolivia.

ODESSA project. That one actually happened.

 

[Easykill]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/09/10

 

[ComradeJim270]

JFK assassination theories are fun. The one I've heard that makes the most sense? Fidel Castro got tired of JFK's people repeatedly trying to kill him, and hired the Mafia (JFK haters, themselves) to strike back. Makes sense in terms of motive, but we may never know!