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L.B. Jeffries

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UFOs aren't space aliens. They're human beings millions of years in the future whose evolution make them seem alien to use now. They just travel back in time, observe, try not to screw up the time line, and basically look at us like we do when we see monkeys.
 

Chilango2

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This threed is veering from "conspiracy theories" to "weird ideas people have."

To get it back on track, here are my favorites, in no particular order:

The "Loose Change" theory: The 9/11 attacks were faked by the US government.
The theory that the Masons run the US because "X" presidents (some founding fathers are included here invariably) are/were masons.
The betrayal at Yalta: FDR "gave" eastern Europe away to the Russians at the end of WW2 because he was secretly a commie.

In terms of "weird ideas" the aquatic ape (humans evolved from a aquatic hominid) is always good for laughs.
 

nightmare_gorilla

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http://www.filecabi.net/video/file-150858580.html

this video made my day, if you beleived in evolution before you watch this you certainly won't now hahahahaha.

my personal favorite consiracy theory is that we never went to the moon, even if you are right about it we've obviously been since then and overall it makes a total dicksworth of difference if it was faked, and as far as i can tell it wasn't.

i also like the conspiracy that peta puts out that animal research has yeilded no benefitial treatments for humans even though the vice president of peta depends on insulin derived from dog research to survive.
 

NotPigeon

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Haliwali said:
There is cake, you just have to find it.
With noclip?

Anyway, I find fundamentalist science to be the most unintentionally hilarious.
Like Intelligent Design Theory (If I remember correctly), the one that says "Things like eyes are too complex to have evolved" that can't be backed up because they are untestable. It's one of the rules of science- the theory must be testable.
I think my favorite, though, is the 'bucket theory.' Basically, evolution must be a lie because if I seal an empty bucket so that nothing can get into it, it won't create life.
 

H0ncho

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You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis.
HAHAHAHAHA. If you fuck with your mind, you can see them. It's true, I promise! They have this posted as as "proof".
 

John Galt

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Just want to point something out:

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
 

SpiderLotus

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kinda off topic but if you want a scientific examination of outlandish scenarious go to http://www.exitmundi.nl/
 

Red Rum

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My mother believes that Barack Obama is a plant for the terrorists.
Cases in point:
1.) His older brother is Muslim.
2.) He has at least two contacts who are wealthy members of the Palestinian Liberation Front.
3.) His full name is Barack Hussain Obama. HUSSAIN!!
 

John Galt

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SpiderLotus said:
kinda off topic but if you want a scientific examination of outlandish scenarious go to http://www.exitmundi.nl/
Ah, Exit Mundi, probably the best collection of far fetched armageddon scenarios on the internet. Their article on the Singularity blew my mind.
 

nightmare_gorilla

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filecabi just posted a clip of a guy who beleives the earth is flat and here's the kicker BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE KURAN THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND. he also beleives the sun revolves around the earth and is twice the size of the moon, thats why eclipses happen. u swear religion is responsible for some of the dumbest moments in human history.
 

NotPigeon

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nightmare_gorilla said:
filecabi just posted a clip of a guy who beleives the earth is flat and here's the kicker BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE KURAN THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND. he also beleives the sun revolves around the earth and is twice the size of the moon, thats why eclipses happen. u swear religion is responsible for some of the dumbest moments in human history.
It's not fair to blame religion. It is, however, fair to blame idiots who can't separate fantasy from reality in religions settings.
 

Action_Bastard

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nightmare_gorilla said:
filecabi just posted a clip of a guy who beleives the earth is flat and here's the kicker BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE KURAN THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND. he also beleives the sun revolves around the earth and is twice the size of the moon, thats why eclipses happen. u swear religion is responsible for some of the dumbest moments in human history.
go to youtube and watch some Bother Micah's videos
 

werepossum

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L.B. Jeffries said:
UFOs aren't space aliens. They're human beings millions of years in the future whose evolution make them seem alien to use now. They just travel back in time, observe, try not to screw up the time line, and basically look at us like we do when we see monkeys.
I fail to see anything in today's world that remotely suggests we have that sort of progress ahead of us.

One of my favorite stories is the cosmologist (I think Kaku told the story) approached by an old woman after a lecture. She tells him everything he said was bunk, that she happens to know the earth is supported on the back of a giant tortoise. The cosmologists smugly asks her what supports the tortoise, and the old woman laughs. "I see where you're going, sonny, and don't even bother. It's tortoises all the way down."