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manicfoot

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Haha.. Truthism is fucking hilarious. Just because we can't prove our leaders aren't reptilians they automatically have to be? I read the whole thing. Truly epic lulz to be had there people.
 

FrankDux

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manicfoot said:
Haha.. Truthism is fucking hilarious. Just because we can't prove our leaders aren't reptilians they automatically have to be? I read the whole thing. Truly epic lulz to be had there people.
That sounds great. I might have to read through that. Reading the church of Scientology stuff is damn funny too.
 

Robert0288

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ComradeJim270 said:
JFK assassination theories are fun. The one I've heard that makes the most sense? Fidel Castro got tired of JFK's people repeatedly trying to kill him, and hired the Mafia (JFK haters, themselves) to strike back. Makes sense in terms of motive, but we may never know!

Mafia pretty much ran cuba before the revolution, they would hate castro more.
 

GothmogII

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Wonder though, if a lot of conspiracies are just set forward as a form of distraction, both that not only will persons who admit to following them be discredited, but also, as a kind of "Hey look over there! It's Bigfoot!" while the perpetrators of a conspiracy get away with more serious, if less extravagant misdeeds.

I mean, free-world type governments can't possibly get away with secret assassinations or projects like MKULTRA -these- days now, can they? Either that, or the've learned from their past mistakes and can just hide things better -_-.

I remember reading about that project a while back, and what they did to those people, and..even though I didn't know any of them, I just got so angry that, nothing seems to have come of it... I mean what the hell? Mind control?! Sounds like whoever thought it up was on LSD themselves skk.
 

zebubble

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I heard a conspiracy theory that the state of Idaho didn't exist. And no, I'm not shitting you. I'll see if I can find the link the their page.

Edit: It's for the lulz

http://kuoi.com/idaho_does_not_exist.html
 

Zombie_King

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captainwillies said:
That is so going on my favorites. The next time someone makes any logical and valid point, I'll show them this website and point to the 'Reptillians' page.

EDIT: I went through the website again, and you have to wonder if this guy's brilliant or insane.
 

GothmogII

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Reptillians aside *kaff*, there is some sort of mangled truth in a lot of those articles, or rather, after you're done laughing your face off, some of it at the very least makes you think. Take the Reptillian one as an example: "Strangely enough, though, here on Earth, the concept of an imaginary god is perfectly acceptable, and is by no means considered to be the "ultimate crazy fantasy." Yet, the concept of aliens is taboo, and is ultra-ridiculed by society in a freakish "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil"-type fashion."

Of course, the author kind of goes off then by trying to say that the Reptillians really do exist: "Well, obviously, this is due to the fact that aliens are indeed real, whereas imaginary gods are not." Obviously...skk, personally I don't believe in anything in particular, but, the author seems to contradict him/herself. I mean, granted, neither I think exist, but by that same token, I wouldn't assume them not to until it had been expressly proven as so. Otherwise, I don't care either way.
 

Jak The Great

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There is a massive conspiracy by Square-Enix to re-release Final Fantasy 7 on 8/16/08...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Jwd6COVZQ

Is Square really that good at keeping a secret, or did someone REALLY F-up?

(Sorry about the URL, I don't know how to hyperlink)
 

revolverwolf

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HAHAHA! This is amazingly funny! What's the betting he never kissed a girl thinking that they are the bane of civilisation?
 

Larmo

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Did you know there is a cult of dyslectic devil worshipers in the Osart that have sold there souls to Santa
 

pointsofprotest

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I actually read/skimmed most of Truthism. Stopped after the "Women" section. I challange you to read that. I was too offended to after that section to give this article any credit.
Also check out the HAARP theory.
 

Jak The Great

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revolverwolf said:
HAHAHA! This is amazingly funny! What's the betting he never kissed a girl thinking that they are the bane of civilisation?
I sure hope you're talking about the guy in the video, I am happily married to a woman (yes it's scary, I know.) /sarcasm
 

Vic Sage

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New conspiracy theory:
The government is spying on us all.
Using microscopic tracking devices implanted into people through the use of flu, MMR and other injections, so that they can track people as to where they go on their day to day routine and what they hear, think about it, who checks what goes into the injections? the NHS, and they're controlled by the government, it is easy for the people in MI5 to use the same tech that they use to trace their people in the field to track people, and it would only take a minute amount of tampering for the tracker to be used to pick up sound, so they can haer what people say, and what they hear.
 

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Glitches are cool said:
Flat earth theory is pretty damn funny too. Like De-evolution (Which I can easily subscribe to looking at the people of the world), they make some interesting arguments, but back them up with theoretical concepts which renders their arguments void.
Not quite a conspiracy.

There are some schools that suggest that the reason the U.S. is the "fattest country on the planet" is because, given that overweight individuals tend to give off more body heat and the U.S. government has invested so heavily into satellite thermal tracking, there have been millions of subtle cultural cues designed by American interests and inserted into the global media to drive Americans into lifestyle choices that lead to obesity.

Ultimately this makes it much easier for U.S. military and intelligence to track U.S. nationals on a global scale.
 

Vic Sage

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there was more than one gunman when JFK got assassinated, but the gunman that wasnt found was an assassin employed by the US weapons suppliers, due to the amount of money that the weapons dealers were accumulating from the war in Vietnam, he was shot because he was going to bring down their profits significantly, what supplies an arms dealer better with customers? war
 

Fearborn

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If you want to hear some weird ones, listen to that Coast to Coast AM. Gordon Freeman called in and he bought it hook, line, and sinker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biqnL84l85s

Anyway, my favorites, that I don't believe... are:

There's a large mothership on the dark side of the moon and they will attack us.

Our military can control the weather... though now China claims they can, so I may have to look into this one more...

and number one, for me, is: Bush, and many famous politicians and other people are actually shape changing lizards. This one kills me, especially with all the You Tube videos of pixelation being their "proof."
 

philman15

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The whole Doomsday 2012 idea actually makes me laugh now because it's so stupid and the supporters are too naiive to have any sense.

These people don't realize that the calendar goes on for a LONG F***ING TIME (2,115 years). What use did they have for something that far into the future? And if they predicted the end of the world, how did they not predict their dying out and stop it? Maybe they just got bored and tired.

Further, the masons are crap, the Illuminati is crap, Scientology is crap, and the Martians assassinated JFK.
 

philman15

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Also, I took a peek at that Truthism website.

He says that the reptillians have been depicted by snake beings in most cultures, and most of those cultures saw those beings as the embodiment of evil...

He keeps talking about all this stuff about how we weren't around 5,000 years ago, but was he? Where's his proof that his crap is true?

oh, and you can see the reptillians with hallucinogens? XD roflcopter