No Internet! I DON'T want to by the newest gas-guzzling Mercadez-Benz, NOR do I want to know how a '50-year-old British Mom' looks like a 30-year-old, NOR do I want to buy '100% legal, full-of-nicotine' electronic cigarettes.
I Don't need Holidays.
I Don't need Cars.
I Don't need crazy Flash Adverts to sell something to me.
I Don't need to Buy something to feel better about my mental and social standing.
Films, Games, Charaties, ect. You are excused.
I do not WANT or NEED these things, my crappy halls-of-residence bandwidth can't take these fancy ads, I do not have a JOB to pay for these things (I am a student), so please kindly stop throwing them into my face.
We're done here.
Yours,
Oli.
I Don't need Holidays.
I Don't need Cars.
I Don't need crazy Flash Adverts to sell something to me.
I Don't need to Buy something to feel better about my mental and social standing.
Films, Games, Charaties, ect. You are excused.
I do not WANT or NEED these things, my crappy halls-of-residence bandwidth can't take these fancy ads, I do not have a JOB to pay for these things (I am a student), so please kindly stop throwing them into my face.
We're done here.
Yours,
Oli.