Cooking, my one and only enemy.

[Lucem712]

Hello there,[footnote] This post rated "P" for Pancake Failure[/footnote]friends and non-friends.[br][small](You know who you are.)[/small]

It is almost 1 AM (US/MT) and am both distraught and distinctly pancake-free.
You see, around midnight I decide that I would make pancakes because, it's technically morning.
I managed to make up a batter and proceeded to fuck up royally. (They tasted, well...badly, for lack of a better descriptor)

It seems that whenever I decide to cook something, the Gods of Cooking have some kind chip on their shoulder, like I kicked one of them in the nads in a former life. So, now I am forever cursed to be really shitty at cooking.

So, friends, I ask you what are your weaknesses? Have you ruined your life as much as they have mine?

 

[Kae]

Stairs, damned stairs.
Seriously I keep falling off of them, it's quite frustrating, it doesn't really hurt anymore but it's quite ridiculous, I always have to grab onto the ledge to make sure I don't fall down completely, but seriously people that know me don't even bother asking if I'm OK, because it happens all the time, I really need some jet boots for this to stop, if anybody has a spare pair, please tell me!

 

[Keoul]

girlsMaths
Use to be good at it but now I just can't take it anymore, I'd rather cook or run down a million flight of stairs than do advanced trigonometry and logs any day.

 

[Guffe]

I don't have weaknesses.
I am a super being and extraordinary good at cooking, so it seems I have drained your cooking skills.

 

[Kae]

girlsMaths
Use to be good at it but now I just can't take it anymore, I'd rather cook or run down a million flight of stairs than do advanced trigonometry and logs any day.

You are just too Keoul for school aren't you?
[sup][sup][sup]Sorry couldn't resist bad pun x_X[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Edit: This awful pun reminded me that I also have a weakness towards humour, I almost always miss the punchline, doesn't help that when I do find something funny I don't laugh or smile or anything, I just stand there with the same bored expression as always, so yeah that makes me pretty bad at humour.

 

[Lucem712]

I don't have weaknesses.
I am a super being and extraordinary good at cooking, so it seems I have drained your cooking skills.

Damn you. I shall never forgive you, stranger!

 

[Phasmal]

My immune system seems to be my enemy.
Luckily, it doesn't seem to be after my life (yet), but it likes to trip me up every now and again to remind me who is boss.
I have tonsillitis.
It sucks.

 

[Simalacrum]

To you, good sir, I provide you with this website. Certainly helped me out when I was trying to learn how to cook a single bloody thing!


http://sortedfood.com

 

[The]

My worst enemy is time. Always moving forward at a pace I find I can't keep up with. I blink once, and suddenly it's already time to hand in that important assignment.

 

[IrradiatedFish]

Nope. No weaknesses. Except cats. I <3 cats!

Nah, I do have a few serious weaknesses though. Particularly friends. I'm a huge sucker. I'll pretty much do whatever someone wants of me :\. That said, I'm highly resilient to peer pressure, no one can make me do something I really don't want to do, but if someone needs a favour on the other hand... Yeah, I'm there.

 

[fenrizz]

My only weakness is temptation.

cookie or free internet (offer void in Nebraska and Sweden) for reference.

 

[neverarine]

Doors

yup doors they get slammed in my face and on my hands waaay to much :/ i even had a door try to steal my ring once.... my finger got pretty bloody from that :< not too mention that they slam themselves at the tiniest breeze through the window

 

[Padwolf]

Cooking. Cooking is my one weakness. I can't cook at all, I have tried many times, and many people have tried to teach me. But for some bizaare reason I just seem to fail each and every time. This sucks horribly as my mum is having an operation tomorrow and won't be able to move for 6 weeks, so I have got to cook for the family most nights.

 

[Euryalus]

I would tell you my weakness, but then you'd just use it against me :/

Other than that I not very good at RTS's. They make me feel stupid having to play them on "Cake walk" in order to win. It's probably because I only used cheats when I was younger. The first 6 of my 8 years of RTSing (took a break after Civ IV). I never developed the skillset and now I'm suffering.

"Wuv woo" and Tines of power for Age of Mythology were awesome, as was "how do I turn this on" for Age of Empires

 

[Scarim Coral]

Laziness is my achilles heel.

I probably cold of been more active in my life if it weren't for my self indulgent to bash in my laziness.

(Also, I somewhat ok/ good at cooking as I actually enjoy making my food.)

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

My only weakness is temptation.

cookie or free internet (offer void in Nebraska and Sweden) for reference.

I think you're trying to quote Oscar Wilde, but the actual quote is "I can resist anything except temptation." I have that as a fridge magnet =)

Do I get another cookie for pointless pedantry?

 

[Soxafloppin]

My lack of ambition and fear of failure probably.

Quite limiting to be honest.

 

[fenrizz]

My only weakness is temptation.

cookie or free internet (offer void in Nebraska and Sweden) for reference.

I think you're trying to quote Oscar Wilde, but the actual quote is "I can resist anything except temptation." I have that as a fridge magnet =)

Do I get another cookie for pointless pedantry?

There is always cookie for pointless pedantry!

Spoiler: 1 free cookie

Will this one do?