Cooking, my one and only enemy.

[Lucem712]

I would tell you my weakness, but then you'd just use it against me :/

Other than that I not very good at RTS's. They make me feel stupid having to play them on "Cake walk" in order to win. It's probably because I only used cheats when I was younger. The first 6 of my 8 years of RTSing (took a break after Civ IV). I never developed the skillset and now I'm suffering.

"Wuv woo" and Tines of power for Age of Mythology were awesome, as was "how do I turn this on" for Age of Empires

My dear, dear toad. I already know all your weakness.

Also, do not feel bad. I am really, really impatient, so I am really bad at turn based combat games.

 

[Euryalus]

My dear, dear toad. I already know all your weakness.

...Fuck... I need cheats now!

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Ha! Now I have no weaknesses!... Maybe... but I can take care of it with this

*types in texas*

Now I have ALL THE WEAPONS!

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

My dear, dear toad. I already know all your weakness.

...Fuck... I need cheats now!

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Ha! Now I have no weaknesses!... Maybe... but I can take care of it with this

*types in texas*

Now I have ALL THE WEAPONS!

~


You forgot a second B A and Select Start.

*stabs t0ad*

n00b

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Not sure if this is a weakness...

I can't take any movie seriously now. Riffing has gotten a hold of me and I can't stop cracking jokes throughout it

 

[loc978]

Crowds. I really don't deal well with large groups of people unless it's in a professional setting and I can hide behind my uniform.

...but how the hell do you fuck up pancakes?! What did you make your batter out of?

 

[Euryalus]

-SNIP-

I still have one life left!

...And now for my ultimate cheat

BAWK BAWK BOOM

*Summons Meteor poison chicken power*

*Everyone dies*

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

There is always cookie for pointless pedantry!

Spoiler: 1 free cookie

Will this one do?

Oh, you give me the creepiest possible cookie.
Reeeeeal passive-aggressive. =P

 

[squidface]

I get the colours blue and yellow mixed up when they're next to each other. Oh god.

 

[Lucem712]

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wait, why didnt you use these pancake baking mixtures where you just have to add water...you didnt fail with that, did you?

I made the batter from scratch because it was almost 1 am and I don't wanna be the weirdo buying pancake mix at a local gas station. (There are no 24 hour stores near by)

 

[Lucem712]

Crowds. I really don't deal well with large groups of people unless it's in a professional setting and I can hide behind my uniform.

...but how the hell do you fuck up pancakes?! What did you make your batter out of?

I am about 98% I used a bad ingredient. They looked really good, nice and fluffy. They just tasted horrible.

 

[thiosk]

Thanks to extensive specialization, my weakness is only that I don't have enough laboratory minions to carry out my experimental whims.

soon.

Soon.

 

[Ruedyn]

I didn't see the coma in the title, and thought this would be a story of victory. Alas, tis not...

My enemy seems to be my car. Piece of shit ._.

 

[Euryalus]

I get the colours blue and yellow mixed up when they're next to each other. Oh god.

Are you color blind?
Quick color blind test. Can you follow the line between the X's

Only people who are color blind (a specific type) should able to

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Spoiler

Hello there,[footnote] This post rated "P" for Pancake Failure[/footnote]friends and non-friends.[br][small](You know who you are.)[/small]

It is almost 1 AM (US/MT) and am both distraught and distinctly pancake-free.
You see, around midnight I decide that I would make pancakes because, it's technically morning.
I managed to make up a batter and proceeded to fuck up royally. (They tasted, well...badly, for lack of a better descriptor)

It seems that whenever I decide to cook something, the Gods of Cooking have some kind chip on their shoulder, like I kicked one of them in the nads in a former life. So, now I am forever cursed to be really shitty at cooking.

So, friends, I ask you what are your weaknesses? Have you ruined your life as much as they have mine?

Just putting out the obvious but you didn't try to flatten them with the spatula did you? Cause that's bad.

My weakness gravity and big ass hornets. Can't carry anything without gravity taking hold and having my just payed for watermelon fall and bust on my new shoes. Then the hornets decide that my shoes taste like watermelon. Worst fourth of july I've ever had.

 

[excalipoor]

I have no weaknesses, but the source of my power is my hair. Cut it and I turn into a big babby.

I'm getting conscripted next year though. I wonder if they'd let me keep my hair if I explained this to them?

 

[Eomega123]

When I read the title of this thread I assumed you'd just killed your enemy and were planning on roasting him, perhaps with a side of potato and mushrooms. Glad to see that isn't the case!

My weakness would probably be my piss poor memory. I can memorize the names of every character in a fictional work, all their character traits, and what they were having for lunch in episode 243, but I can never remember the names of my relatives or classmates, and I'm positively lost without Google Maps because I can't remember streets and directions.

 

[Lucem712]

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Just putting out the obvious but you didn't try to flatten them with the spatula did you? Cause that's bad.

Nope, although I'm super impatient, I've taught myself not to mess with 'em.

 

[squidface]

snip

haha no i couldn't see a line.
it's just my sister told me when i was about 2 years old that yellow was blue, and blue was yellow.

funny how that kind of thing still confuses me. D:

 

[Euryalus]

snip

haha no i couldn't see a line.
it's just my sister told me when i was about 2 years old that yellow was blue, and blue was yellow.

funny how that kind of thing still confuses me. D:

That picture is a trap. Any bets on how many it will trick? You only see a line if you ARE color blind (red-green).

Anyhoo, As long as you can distguish blue and yellow though I guess you're fine. If you can't, well...

you won't get the joke.