Cooking, my one and only enemy.

[Stomperchomper]

-SNIP-

I still have one life left!

...And now for my ultimate cheat

BAWK BAWK BOOM

*Summons Meteor poison chicken power*

*Everyone dies*

Too late, I already spammed O CANADA

"Everyone is eaten by lazer bears of doom"

 

[GTwander]

Pick up lines, and ice-breakers in general.
I leave a terrible first impression.

 

[bliebblob]

My worst enemy is time. Always moving forward at a pace I find I can't keep up with. I blink once, and suddenly it's already time to hand in that important assignment.

Hear hear! And the worst part is how you can't easily get more of it. Turning time into money? No problem! It's called work. But the other way around? No idea... Get a maid maybe?
Remember that one kids: time can buy you anything, but nothing can buy back your time.

Secondly: names, faces and birthdays. I'm horrible at remembering them. That may not seem like a big deal but believe me, it has a serious impact on one's social circle. You can only ask someone's name so many times before they just give up on you. Don't even get me started on forgetting someone's birthday.
People assume it's because I don't care but I do I'm just that bad at it, to the point I'll be on a bus with a guy from class and not even recognize him because it's not the usual context.

 

[DoPo]

It's very good that comma is there in the title. At first, I didn't notice it, which led to an interesting change in meaning. Then again, I wouldn't be opposed to reading such a thread.

Other than that, it appears I've been ninja'd pretty much word for word

Laziness is my achilles heel.

I probably had been more active in my life if it were for my self self indulgent to bash in my laziness.

(Also, I somewhat ok/ good at cooking as I actualyl enjoy making my food.)

Well done, other me! Can you write my report now? I can't really be bothered.

As a side note, I haven't tried making pancakes but for some reason about half of the omelettes I make smells like a pancake. I've got no actual clue why. They taste fine and I use normal omelette ingredients (eggs. Mostly with something else like onions and mushrooms), so I assume my pancakes would be even better.

 

[lacktheknack]

Art.

I used to be pretty good, and I can critique it pretty well, but I can't draw... at all... anymore. I can barely color between the lines.

 

[Infernai]

Rakes....My old Arch Enemy!

-SNIP-

I still have one life left!

...And now for my ultimate cheat

BAWK BAWK BOOM

*Summons Meteor poison chicken power*

*Everyone dies*

Too late, I already spammed O CANADA

"Everyone is eaten by lazer bears of doom"

Jokes on You, i already used IDDQD

Aaaand....seeing as i've just put in IDCLEV19. Later B- *teleported to secret level and escapes the apocolypse*

 

[squidface]

snip

yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

 

[Euryalus]

snip

yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

It's called tritanopia and it looks like this

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[DoPo]

snip

yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

So, you're basically saying

That's good to know. You should be proud!

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

You know this thread had me excited until I saw the comma I thought you were cooking someone

 

[Combustion Kevin]

depth perception.

curse ye that blinded me right eye at birth!

 

[Lucem712]

You know this thread had me excited until I saw the comma I thought you were cooking someone

Considering the amount of people saying that, I might have to make a thread about "Cooking my one and only enemy". Maybe a bit of an Injustice League thing.

 

[mitchell271]

snip

I think you'll like these sites then: http://sortedfood.com/ and http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/

OT: I have OCD so being neat and tidy as well as organized in literally in my genes. Except for my room. It looks like a bomb made of clothes went off in there!

 

[DugMachine]

I'm awful at stairs. I HAVE to look at my feet or I will trip 9/10 times. Both up and down.

Not good in crowded areas like malls n stuff as I get real nervous so I avoid them.

And I am also bad at cooking. I could mess up a bowl of cereal probably and have burned instant noodles 3 times just for forgetting the water like an idiot.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

You know this thread had me excited until I saw the comma I thought you were cooking someone

Considering the amount of people saying that, I might have to make a thread about "Cooking my one and true enemy". Maybe a bit of an Injustice League thing.

It's convenient I hate cow's then. There's a storm coming Mr.cow, you're existence has insulted me for too long,my father will be avenged for your part in the great cow stampede of '05 prepare to die.

 

[Lucem712]

I'm awful at stairs. I HAVE to look at my feet or I will trip 9/10 times. Both up and down.

Not good in crowded areas like malls n stuff as I get real nervous so I avoid them.

And I am also bad at cooking. I could mess up a bowl of cereal probably and have burned instant noodles 3 times just for forgetting the water like an idiot.

That makes two people who

snip

yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

It's called tritanopia and it looks like this

Spoiler

Spoiler

Woah, that's funky.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

Hello there,[footnote] This post rated "P" for Pancake Failure[/footnote]friends and non-friends.[br][small](You know who you are.)[/small]

It is almost 1 AM (US/MT) and am both distraught and distinctly pancake-free.
You see, around midnight I decide that I would make pancakes because, it's technically morning.
I managed to make up a batter and proceeded to fuck up royally. (They tasted, well...badly, for lack of a better descriptor)

It seems that whenever I decide to cook something, the Gods of Cooking have some kind chip on their shoulder, like I kicked one of them in the nads in a former life. So, now I am forever cursed to be really shitty at cooking.

So, friends, I ask you what are your weaknesses? Have you ruined your life as much as they have mine?

Pull handles on push doors, they are the bane of my existence.

 

[culpeo]

Drinking. You'd think with over 25 years of practice I'd have mastered the practice of not inhaling while swallowing, but evidently my epiglottis doesn't always know the difference (or perhaps it's deliberately trying to kill me). It's especially horrible when it happens in public, as people glare at me with a mixture of amusement and concern while I cough until I'm blue in the face.