Cool Parents

[kemosabi4]

Post stories of your cool parents here.

My dad was the first person to crash an SSR. He worked at a Chevy car dealership. There was a huge hailstorm, and the employees were rushing to get the most valuable cars into the shop. He got in the SSR that had just came in the other day. He was in such a hurry, he plowed the SSR into a lift.

My dad and my uncle went to a Wings-Avs hockey game back when Patrick Roy (wah) was still playing. They sat right behind Roy's goal, with all of the Avs fans. During warm-up, he yelled as loud as he could, "I came to see Patrick Roy play! Who's this Roy (roy) guy?" while wearing a Wings jersey. If you know who Patrick Roy is, you probably know he has one hell of a temper. Several times during stops in play, Roy would glare at my dad, as would the hundreds of Avs fans surrounding him.

 

[madcap2112]

Your dad sounds like he's got a death wish. Sounds cool, though.

 

[JRCB]

My dad drove 160 kph once. On a twisty road. In a Town and Country minivan.

My mom occasionally offers me beer, but I turn it down.

Hmm... My dad let me drive a Corolla when I was 12. It was pretty awesome.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Both my parents are psychiatrists is that cool or what! All the medical journals a guy could hope for.

Yet I understand none of the fancy medication names.

 

[Lyri]

My gran beat my dads math teacher with an umbrella in front of the class, because he gave my dad bruised knuckles with a ruler.

 

[kemosabi4]

Your dad sounds like he's got a death wish. Sounds cool, though.

People were following him through the parking lot. I'm suprised Roy wasn't chasing him with his hockey stick.

 

[Deleted]

My mom tripped a thief downtown as he was running by and threw her glass bottle of coke (old style) at his leg, this slowed the thief down enough that the cops gave her a police hat.

I like to think that its because my mom is a dead shot when it comes to throwing things x_x

 

[kemosabi4]

My mom tripped a thief downtown as he was running by and threw her glass bottle of coke (old style) at his leg, this slowed the thief down enough that the cops gave her a police hat.

I like to think that its because my mom is a dead shot when it comes to throwing things x_x

Women are deadly accurate when angry. My mom hit my dad in the head with a remote from living room, all the way through the kitchen.

 

[Stormz]

My mom let me drive our car when I was little and I almost hit the house once. I can't think of to many because my parents are over protective.

 

[teisjm]

My mom told me that she thought it would be better if i smoked weed once a week instead of ciggaretes every day

 

[Tartarga]

my dads a farmer... nothing interesting there but my mom used to be in the airforce and thats pretty much it

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

My parents are overprotective pricks, but our family is a magnet for disaster so i understand. But when I go over to my neighbor's house they make me take at least two shots of Makers Mark before I step through the door, they like to have a minimum blood alcohol level over there. I always find a way out of it though.

 

[puppydogvaan]

My mother can speak Pig Latin at normal talking speed. Also she's really good at flicking towels.

My stepdad is not cool.

My dad likes to play Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and watches me play Final Fantasy and keeps telling me I do it wrong. -.-

My stepmom will also play GH and Rock Band after she's had a few. Also she can surf, which is awesome.

 

[frank220]

My dad is licensed to fly small airplanes and my mom can unlock and hotwire a car in 32 seconds with just a coat hanger and a pair of pliars.

 

[wwjdftw]

i almost burned down a building today, huge fireball, explosion, many gallons of gas inf plastic containers also en-gulf-ed in flame. Used the entire fire extinguisher and when i told the parents they just went, "meh you used it you refill it"

 

[Meado]

Not my parents, but one of my ancestors was thrown in a nut-house for trying to kill King... George the something-th, I think it was...

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I get my dad to take me to the shooting range and he went to Chico State University. For those who don't know, I guess that Chico State was the top party school in Playboy Magazine for more then 20 years. Besides that, he's the most boring man you'll ever meet. My dad doesn't even like music! He finds it boring! I play some of my favorite songs on my iPod and he gets pissed off!

I have a friend and when she was 4, her mom was pregnant with her little brother. When ever her mom got tired, she would have to stand under her mom to hold up the baby. I just thought that it's a funny story.

 

[TheLastCylon]

My dad and his family annually have a huge Star Trek party. There's costumes, games, and even a large cake shaped like the Enterprise.

It's quite fun to go to.