Cool Parents

[tijuanatim]

My mom made me over 200 Jello Shots for a party I threw Friday. Its now 12:30 Sunday morning and I'm still hungover.

Also my Step-Dad and I go target shooting at least once a month.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

My dad works for Lockheed and is up there, and I think did some spec ops shit in the 70's. He also has conenctions with intelligence ops, making me a=overly paranoid.

 

[ScarlettRage]

im not going to comment bout my mom
just cause of all the mean things i would say
my step-dad is annoying
my dad is super-awesome
he smokes pot quite a bit
my stepmom is a ***** to everyone but we get along ok

 

[Erana]

All I have to do is point out the fact that my mother probably knows more about Battlestar Galactica than 90% of the Escapists.

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

My mom smoked Hookah with me and my friends and then ordered Pizza for us!
haha.. shes so savage!

 

[TehCookie]

My dad got a plastic ray gun and mimicked a shooting at his workplace (and he didn't even get fired everyone just laughed about it).

 

[aruseusx]

Uncle of mine has had cancer twice. Dad has some really old albums (Like original black sabbath and Slade) and got out of vietnam conscription.

 

[skyfire_freckles]

My dad is a gamer. Not just video: board, card, everything. He introduced me and my brother to games and there has been no turning back. He'll also get high with me, give awesome tarot readings and have intelligent conversations. He tells funny stories. He plays guitar and bass. He's very cool.

My mom makes the best pumpkin pie ever.

 

[Hazy]

My dad is like a kid at heart. Great sense of humor, loves to game, and loves shows like Robot Chicken and South Park.

 

[A random person]

My mum was legally dead for two minutes, once.

I find your claim intriguing, could you give details?

My dad is an English professor, which gives him plenty of time off. Also thanks to his job I went with him on a road trip to New Orleans, which was surprisingly not horrible.

 

[RootbeerJello]

My parents are usually assholes, but one story sticks out in my mind. My brother had spent the day intentionally pissing me off, so I put on a halloween mask and jumped out at him. He freaked out, ran up the stairs, and told my mom.

Brother: Mom, he scared me with a halloween mask!
Mom: Did it work?

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

My dad beat up a teacher for calling me names when I was little.
My Mom is just awesome.

 

[Sigel]

My parents are both very cool people. They are both very smart,and well read. They made a point of introducing me and my sisters to all different sorts of people and religions. The family did big roads trip twice every year, so I have seen most of the states. My parents don't care about pot, drinking, tattoos, and piercings, and they believe in self expression. They are both very mellow and really funny people.

 

[Agent Larkin]

My Dad is a fairly normal person. But he is a big kid at heart when it comes to destroying things. For example when he was getting rid of an old guitar he owned instead of chucking it in the bin he played a big solo then smashed it against a wall.

My Mum is just normal.

 

[effilctar]

I get my dad to take me to the shooting range and he went to Chico State University. For those who don't know, I guess that Chico State was the top party school in Playboy Magazine for more then 20 years. Besides that, he's the most boring man you'll ever meet. My dad doesn't even like music! He finds it boring! I play some of my favorite songs on my iPod and he gets pissed off!

He sounds like the guy from the American Pie movies, Boring as hell now but when he was younger he was the wildest man ever.



My dad drove me 2 hours once to see a girlfriend for a day