Coolest thing you can come up with
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A laser Bear riding a 50 story mechanical walrus that rides on flaming tank treads made of ninjas, armed with Rocket Launchers that shoot Heat seeking rockets that wear sunglasses and explode into ninja puppies and samurai kittens that rain down from the missile to attack the enemies of Laser Bear and his giant Walrus of Awesome Mechanical Death!
Hell ya.
Hell ya.
'Rang-sabers.
It's half boomerang, half lightsaber, and combines all the best qualities of:
1) Aerial weapons
2) Melee weapons
3) Shiny things
4) Colored lights
5) Things that spin
6) Things that defy the laws of god and science by flying back at you when you throw them away.
All in one convenient airborne killing machine! Huzzah!
It's half boomerang, half lightsaber, and combines all the best qualities of:
1) Aerial weapons
2) Melee weapons
3) Shiny things
4) Colored lights
5) Things that spin
6) Things that defy the laws of god and science by flying back at you when you throw them away.
All in one convenient airborne killing machine! Huzzah!
I thought of what my friend dubbed "The Febrezinator", basically it is a humidifier filled with Febreze that you put in the closet with all of your clothes. It was originally made up as a joke saying I use that instead of doing laundry. About a week later I learn that such a thing exists as more of a home dry cleaning kit.
A chainsaw arm gauntlet that shoots rockets, electrified .44 bullets, and plays the 'Stairway to Heaven' guitar solo every time it fires up.
...Or maybe a pair of rocket launcher boots, worn by a witch, that cause her clothes to rapidly fly off the more she uses them...hang on.
...Or maybe a pair of rocket launcher boots, worn by a witch, that cause her clothes to rapidly fly off the more she uses them...hang on.
The coolest thing I could think of was a an erotica paperback book written by Michael Bay that would look something like this
If it needs to be taken down P.M. me.
Sexplosion!
If it needs to be taken down P.M. me.
