Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

[Ih8pkmn]

Ok, we all know about the Make-a-Wish foundation. This is kind of like that, except that all wishes go horribly wrong. Case in point:

Poster 1:
I wish for a pony!

Poster 2:
Granted. It fall on you and kills you.

I wish for 1 million cookies!

Poster 3:
Granted. They are arsenic Cookies!!

...and so on.

For those of you who don't get the gameplay from the above example:

1. You must ruin the wish of the previous poster in some manner.If the previous poster does not wish, post something such as "The universe collapses"

2: You then must make a wish for the next user to corrupt. DO NOT POST TWICE

3:To indicate you are granting the previous wish or request, you must put the phrase "Wish Granted" or something to that effect before your corruption.

And to get us started...

I wish for the power to stop time!

 

[The Eggplant]

(This has been tried without success before, but best of luck to you anyhow. I'll play along...)

Granted! What isn't granted is the ability to escape the timestream after you freeze it...hope you enjoy going to the toilet for all eternity.

I wish for the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Thanks for the tip, Eggy.

Granted. However, you keep going, and end up in the ionosphere where your brains explode from lack of oxygen! 500 years later, they're found perfectly preserved in the vacuum of space by a NASA drone. You are taken down and preserved as evidence of Alien Life!

I wish for someone else to post on this thread.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Granted but you must always wear a force suppressing ankle bracelet.

I wish I was a smashed, burnt out lightbulb.

 

[MarkTwain]

Granted, but ... now you're a broken lightbulb. Good life.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish on a dish.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but It's a very dead and stinky fish. and the dish is from a dump.

I wish for a house.

 

[PurpleSky]

Granted,he's a jerk and he will put a racoon in your tub.


I wish for MILKSHAKE

 

[Sleekgiant]

Granted but this is a repeat thread so it'll be genetically deformed

I wish for more original forum games

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Granted, but you're not allowed to participate.

I wish I had you're avatar (seriously, that's genius lol).

 

[Sleekgiant]

Granted(really you can have it, I only have to wear it till Sunday)


I wish for something

 

[TheComedown]

Granted, but you're not allowed to participate.

I wish I had you're avatar (seriously, that's genius lol).

Granted but now your just a lame, unoriginal copy cat.

I wish for 100 tacos

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[PurpleSky]

Granted but you must eat them all at once.


I wish I ace the math test tommorow

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but you fail the course!

I wish VG cats would update more.

 

[TheComedown]

Granted, but due to increased work pressure quality drops to shit house

I wish i could be invisible when ever i wanted, but turn visible again just as easily

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but you need to be playing a trombone while invisible.

I wish there was a zombie plague!

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are among the first to be infected.

I wish for some chili.

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but it is made of your parents!

I wish for a spork!

 

[The Eggplant]

Granted. It's made out of Play-Doh.

I wish for a Michael Jackson flash mob.

 

[RockyH]

Granted. As it's zombie MJ his you-know-whats are mouldy so flashes you and you go blind
I wish to become a trillionaire.