Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But now all musicians are dead too.

I wish I was funny.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted... Like THE COMICS AT CHICK.COM (that is in a pathetic way)!

I wish for a fish who made a fine dish.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted! Hope you can prepare delicate poison blowfish!

I wish I was a skilled surgeon.

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Granted, but to become one you must sell your soul to Satan

I wish my dad liked Little Caesar's