Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

[Safe in the Dark]

Granted,but it's missing the brakes.

I wish for an explortion platforming game starring Sonic.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but he brings all of his "friends" along with him to annoy the player.

I wish that my eggy would just hatch already.

 

[subject_87]

Granted, but it hatches into a sacred animal that can't be made to do any work, costs a fortune to feed and tend, and generally becomes a monetary black hole.

I wish for my very own light cycle.

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish i have the new Xbox.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, but you can only play with 12 year olds.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but it's only a second into the future.
[sup]Surely you only play with 12 year olds on LIVE anyway? ZING! XD[/sup]

I wish for a more reliable 360.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it gets stolen by a gremlin.

I wish Ashley Williams was one of the most popular characters in Mass Effect.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, but she's the only character now.

I wish that I lived in a mansion.

 

[crewman_number_6]

Granted, to bad its haunted by Freddy

I wish for World Peace

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Granted, but it involves obliterating all other challengers with nukes.

I wish that my ukulele skills were as awesome as Yngwie Malmstein on Guitar!

 

[Vrex360]

Granted... but everyone think ukulele is lame now and so everyone laughs at you.

I wish I was the man most sought after by beautiful women.

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Granted, but your visage of beautiful women are to everyone else hideous, so you get the piss taken out of you

I wish that I hadn't clicked the purchase button 10 times by accident and had $350 taken out of my bank account, and is unrefundable V_V

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, you no longer have a bank account.

I wish people would finally realise that my logic is infallible and that any thought that contradicts mine should be met with violence.

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Granted, but they realise this after your death, so it is futile

I wish that I wasn't addicted to Caramell Dansen

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but.... I can't think of anything clever to say.

I wish I had something clever to say.

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Granted but my fire is made of awesome and destroys you

I wish that I was a famous Escapist =D

 

[crewman_number_6]

Granted, but you get hacked by 4chan for being too famous

I wish I had a pet dragon

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Granted, but it eats you

I wish PimpPeter2 could change his name to Pimpeteer2 to make it easier to say...

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Granted, but a server glitch changes it back 5 minutes later.

I wish Jared Leto was dead.