Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

[Zacharine]

Granted. Congratulations, you crashed the markets and all that money will buy is a roll of toilet paper.

I wish I was all-knowing.

 

[Anarchemitis]

http://www.weatheringheights.com/Images/3-25head_asplode.jpg
Knowledge is lots of things that fills the brain quite quickly.

I wish I could play the violin.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Granted. However, someone with a fetish for violins stalks you and dry humps you whenever you try to play it.


I wish people thought I was normal

 

[RussetRanger]

Granted, but you are now boring.



I wish for a third eye.

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, but its not in a very good place.

I wish MW2 wasn't sooooooooooooooooo bad

 

[RockyH]

Granted, but now it's not good, just average.
I wish for Yatzee to release 3 videos a week of zp.
100th Post! OH YEAH! BABY! I'M HERE ESCAPIST! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

 

[TheComedown]

Granted but after a few weeks of this insane work load he ODs on heroin so you have actually just killed him and ZP is now finished.

I wish I could shapeshift into anything i want anytime i want

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but you loose all your friends because of it.

I wish for a tuba!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Granted but you can only play it badly.

I wish for poison I'm immune to.

 

[TheComedown]

Granted. You test your immunity and drink some, it works you don't die, but later in the day you kiss your girlfriend and the poison is still on your lips, she dies.

I wish that i had a transforming bike that came to me when i whistle for it.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Granted but it transforms into spear and impales you.

I wish I was able to breath in space.

 

[capin Rob]

Granted but the pressure diffrence causes you to explode and die anyway

I wish shara palin wins the 2012 election.

 

[TheComedown]

It appears no one wants to grant that wish, and I'm sorry i don't want to either. You have asked for too much, like asking a genie for more wishes. So instead i got you a Cookie

Spoiler: Cookie

I wish i was awesome at using nunchucks (i.e. so skilled that i actually cant hit myself with them)

 

[not_the_dm]

Granted. You move onto sword-chucks and decapitate yourself.

I wish to have immortallity.

 

[TheComedown]

Granted, 3 days later the apocalypse happens everyone is taken to either heaven or hell, the world is in shambles and your all alone for eternity.

I wish i didn't have to breath to survive.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You now have gills.

I wish for money.

 

[not_the_dm]

Granted. You have one million pounds sterling drop on your head in 1p coins.

I wish for a pc that works.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It runs on your tears and plutonium.

I wish I never had to work.

 

[LewsTherin]

You never have to work. Neither do your organs.

I wish that no-one would read this

 

[Broken Orange]

Granted, but it is too awesome for anyone to see and and too radical that your question never existed

I wish coffee wasn't so darn hot!