Corrupt a Wish game

[the idiot computer]

Granted but you are now so small you are labelled a bacteria and are cured.

I wish i was a watermellon.

 

[j1-2themax]

Granted, but you're about to be smashed with a hammer.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Oscar Meyer bologna.

 

[the idiot computer]

Granted but IT IS POISONED.

I wish i had an extra IQ point.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Well here you go, but It will drop 2 every month.

I wish for a better working computer mouse.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here's a real mouse but look how hard working he is

I wish to stop talking like shatner.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Now you talk like Ozzy Osborn.

I wish for a bobble head.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Bobble? Sharon, some pillock wants a bobba something.

I wish for, for coherency.

 

[Scde2]

Hows this for Coherency?

I wish I hadn't just saw that.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Wish not granted, you've seen it, it shall remain...

I wish for Billy the Chicken.

 

[Scde2]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for good weather

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Here's some hurricane force winds, hail, lightning, and heavy rain, enjoy.

I mish fur morfh shiken

 

[Scde2]

Done

Spoiler

I wish I can have your next wish

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Wish not granted, MINE *****!

I wish I knew what I was wishing about....

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I think i know why you don't know what you're wishing about...

I wish he understood.

 

[Scde2]

I have no idea who you're talking about

I wish Zynga doesn't win March Mayhem

 

[Dr.Susse]

God I hope I can make that come true. TO ARMS VALVE!

I wish for Warren Zevon.

 

[the idiot computer]

Granted but he had a sex change 296,789 times.

I wish for a trilby hat

 

[Dr.Susse]

(dam you could of given him an even number)
Granted but you still have to pay for it.

I wish for a bottle of an unidentified liquid.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Here's some ****, figure it out.

I wish I had awesome hair.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, Now you have Dr.susse's hair.

I wish Fury's avatar stopped replaying over and over.