Corrupt a Wish game

[Fury Is Me.]

Not granted, I love my avatar.

I wish Scde2's avatar would stop replaying over and over.

 

[Scde2]

Not granted, my avatar needs to blink...

I wish someone gave a damn about my wishes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Damn not given.

I wish for a chihuahua.

 

[Scde2]

Granted but it is a ninja chihuahua

Spoiler: You can't see it

I wish for dinner

 

[veratixx]

Your dinner was poisoned.

I wish I could sleep

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No, instead, i'm going to enchant your hand so your condemned to do this for all your life.

I wish for banana cream pie!

 

[Scde2]

too late

I want a new car

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Here's your new smart car.

I wish for a Lamborhini.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is in Soviet Russia, so car drives you!

I wish for a private jet

 

[Zeromaeus]

Deal, but it'll be hijacked when you ride in it.

I wish I could fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Deal but you live in a land locked country with no fish....... And fish are extinct (did I go overboard there?)

I wish I was kinder.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but you're now the #1 target for conmen.


I wish I stopped having loony-bin grade nightmares.

 

[oppp7]

Now they're holy ape shit insane nightmares.

I wish everyone was a Weegee.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, however you do not become a weegee and as a result are now a freak of society.

I wish I was a brilliant and beloved actor.

 

[oppp7]

Granted, but you have to star in Uwe Boll movies with that actor you hate.

I wish for fireballs.

 

[veratixx]

granted, but they are ineffective because you live underwater.

I wish i had laser eyes

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, unfortunatley this is right before it gets cancelled.

I wish that Mass Effect 3 was out and that it has all the team members from both prior games, with Wrex as a general, Garrus as the closest ally and Ashley returning as the love interest and that it ends with one hell of an epicly awesome climax.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Nope, you get nothing.

I wish for Raining Fire.

 

[oppp7]

Ok, but only on Tuesdays.

I wish this thread had more posts.