Corrupt a Wish game

[Dr.Susse]

They did and strangely it was the veiwer.

I wish the last episode was a cruel April fools joke and the seirs goes on for a few more weeks.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but the series goes downhill and it starts to suck.

I wish Bruce didn't die.

 

[hotacidbath]

He didn't, but they used the worst plot device known to man to keep him alive. It was all a dream.

I wish that I had some soda.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but it's poisonous!

I wish that clown would die.

 

[LeonLethality]

Granted but he forever haunts you in your dreams

I wish my TV was bigger.

 

[Broken Orange]

Sure, but you can't fit it through the doorway to put in your home.

I wish upon a star, that I can't die.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the star explodes making your wish void.

I wish for a Little shop of horrors.

 

[brtshstel]

It is granted. The plant eats you this time. It chews you, crushing your bones, turning you into a bloody pile if mush, it digests you, and you are now a pile of plant poop.

I wish for a crispy chocolate Easter rabbit.

 

[Broken Orange]

Why the hell not? Oh, by the way, the chocolate was left open and is stale.

HEY! I wish for the ability to read peoples mind.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, now you hear everything

I wish my computer worked better.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Granted, but there was an error in the process and now you can only go on 4chan. It's super super fast though!

I wish I had another head on my body.

 

[MeltedGeneral]

Granted, but I hope your date is into necrophilia.

I wish I was god.

 

[Broken Orange]

Sure, but you will be the god of explosive Diarrhea (He is some ancient roman god or something)

I want to have the ability to see through clothing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's only dead peoples mamma casse's

I wish that image was out of my mind.

 

[Norik]

It's out of your mind, but someone printed it out and gave it to you.
I wish for a satisfying conclusion to Lost.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not possible, that story is too twisted to eveer have one.

I wish I had wings.

 

[Hollock]

Not possible, that story is too twisted to eveer have one.

I wish I had wings.

okay let me introduce you to my friend

Spoiler

I wish I could turn coal into diamonds by sqweezing them in my buttcheeks

 

[Broken Orange]

Sure, but the Diamonds are of crappy quality (ha, puns)

Dude! I, like totally, wish for the ability to breath underwater!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but you lose the ability to breathe on land, enjoy life in your swimming pool.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Broken Orange]

Here you go, but you can only fly for a few centimeters before falling

I want to be the smartest man on earth!