Corrupt a Wish game

[VeX1le]

Granted Giant coffee beans now begin to pelt you.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Frybird]

I wish my tranformation becomes complete by the dawn

Granted, you transform into VeX1le's Rock

EDIT: I wish for someone corrupting VeX1le's Rock

 

[VeX1le]

Great what am i supposed to do with a piece of paper.

I wish for my paper to turn back into a rock.

 

[Frybird]

Granted, but the rock turned paper turned rock gains selfawareness and telepathic powers to get revenge on his new owner.

I wish for a wish of someone else that will not affect me to get granted without being corrupted.

 

[awesomeClaw]

Granted, but your fingers are chopped off so you can´t write.

I wish Dead rising 2 would come out today.

 

[Frybird]

Granted, but your fingers are chopped off so you can´t write.

I wish Dead rising 2 would come out today.

Granted, but it is a special "Corrupted Pre-Release Edition" that crashes your system 5 minutes into the game...

I wish i could control the minds of other people (wait...AND my own!!)

 

[oblivion220791]

Granted, You're house have burned down to the ground because of that cat now

I wish I have a game room for myself

 

[oblivion220791]

You're => your

 

[Crayzor]

You're => your

You can edit your posts to correct spelling.

Granted, but you can never leave and there is no food or water.

I wish for a unicorn.

 

[Frybird]

You can edit your posts to correct spelling.

Granted, but you can never leave and there is no food or water.

I wish for a unicorn.

Granted, but thanks to it's horn the unicorn has a damaged brain. As such, it acts irrational and should be dead soon.

I wish that only i could decide when i die.

 

[oblivion220791]

Granted, but once you've decided when, you'll be in a deep coma until you're dead at the requested time of death

i wish i can eat and drink in my game room

 

[Frybird]

Granted, but once you've decided when, you'll be in a deep coma until you're dead at the requested time of death

i wish i can eat and drink in my game room

Granted, you CAN eat and drink in your game room, but you still won't get out and you won't be supplied with food. Maybe the machines have a bit of taste...

I wish i could alter reality.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you're limited to using the Animal Crossing design toolset to do it.

I wish I lived in a video game.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but you're limited to using the Animal Crossing design toolset to do it.

I wish I lived in a video game.

Granted. Too bad you're one of the evil mooks in Doom.

I wish I lived next to a mountain.

 

[RockyH]

Granted, the mountain is prone to animal stampedes and avanlanches. Also, Your Neighbours are Sarah Palin and Gordon Brown.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

There no wish...
I wish for Kingdom Hearts 3!

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Granted. It's a Bejeweled clone.

I wish for friends.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Your friends are Slender Man, Pedobear, and Satan.

I wish for two warehouses full of ice cold Coke.