Corrupt a Wish game

[Darla-Evans]

Wish granted, the cops discover the warehouses a couple hours later and you are now in jail for smuggling drugs across the border.

I wish for never melting ice cream.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. It's now discontinued. (why does everyone who reads that think I mean cocaine?)


I wish for an udder.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you get an utter but it pumps stomach acid

i wish for a life sized warhammer40k space marine

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

You get a life sized living Chaos marine that wants to kill you.
I wish for a FFX prequal.

 

[Crayzor]

Granted, but it's a blitzball game, using the system from X-2.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Darla-Evans]

Wish granted. You grow wing from your back and you can no longer walk through doorways.

I wish I had the Ammityville toaster.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but It's loaded with explosives that go off if you so much as look at it.

I wish for a tub full of liquidated humans.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the humans can speak, and they are not completely liquefied, specially their special parts... *eww*

I wish for a dancing cat.

 

[Darla-Evans]

Wish Granted. Every time you look away the cat dances.

I wish for a collection of intelligent human beings to do my homework.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they are only intelligent in your best field of knowledge.In everythibng else they are about as smart as that guy who drools in the back of class. You know the one.

I wish for a piece of pie to explode.

I fucking hate pie

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but when it explodes it only creates more pie.

I'd wish I could live in another country that it's not like Mexico or worse.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it has a shit military and is invaded and then made only slightly better then Mexico.

I wish for my dogs to rip off my nipples.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but he rips other peoples nipples off

i wish for a heavy bolter

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it's just a large hirsute man who works on a construction crew.

I wish for the invention of a braille musical notation.

 

[Robert632]

granted but he rips your nipples off

snip

You realize it's my dogs that do the nipple ripping, right?

OT: Granted, but the notation is to tiny to feel or even see.

I wish for a not moldy fish .

 

[cryogeist]

granted but he rips your nipples off

snip

You realize it's my dogs that do the nipple ripping, right?

yeah sorry i had to look at it again

 

[cryogeist]

granted its not moldy its maneating

i wish for xbox live to not be full of retards

 

[Stone Wera]

Let me try that one more time... Granted. Now it's empty.

I wish for a wish.

 

[cryogeist]

granted a shooting star crashes into you

i wish for new paint

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. It's filled with dangerous amounts of lead and acid.

I wish that a shooting star wouldn't crash into me.