Corrupt a Wish game

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but only because you can't hear it over the Ievan Polkka.

I wish wearing glasses automatically made me smarter.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they also give you terminal lung cancer.

I wish I got better.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you only get better at dying.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you get it but it explodes when you use it
i wish for nothing

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everything you ever owned, including your body and mind and such, no longer exist.

I wish for the ability to breath in anything.

 

[cryogeist]

granted everything goes up your nose and kill you
i wish that seal didn't get clubed

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Now everyone clubs you and your family.

I wish for pudding that is normal in every way.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you have cerebral palsy, so you couldn't even eat it if you wanted to.

I wish I had 1337 gaming skillz.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but you lose your 1337 life skills
i wish he wished when he post before

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now your post looks odd.

I wish I'd stop forgetting to wish.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you forget everything else
i wish for there to be no more war at all anywhere

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everything died in a nuclear war.

I wish I had an extra life.

 

[cryogeist]

granted it in hell
i wish for nerf darts

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You get Non-Effusive Radioactive Fallout darts.

I wish for a three-wolf-moon shirt.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The moon in your shirt has the weight of the moon, and it crushes you.

I wish for a curtain made of people.

 

[cryogeist]

granted its a curtain made of undead people they try to eat you when you get near it
i wish for war

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it's just a dyslexic who's been chafing.

I wish there were more obscure words I could describe things with.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they are so obscure, you can't even find their meanings.

I wish for a baby grinding machine.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you get sent to jail for grinding on babies.

I wish for semi-phenomenal, nearly-cosmic power.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the fully cosmic powered creature kills you.

I wish i am a giant planet.