Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, because you become a vampire overnight without knowing it and step outside into the sun, instantly dying.

I wish I had a better wish.

 

[Blue Musician]

granted, but you will not like it...

I wish I could stop eating and yet survive for ever until someone kills me.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but today you die.

I wish that someone would attend his funeral.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, it's the world.

I wish I knew why the whole world would go to m funeral.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it's because they are all necropeliacs (spelled right?)

I wish candy rained from the skies.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it has worms in it.

I wish you ate that candy.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but then everybody in the world must eat it too.

I wish the candy was at least the most delicious thing in the world.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but also has toads in it.

I wish people preferred the toads over the candy.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now the people are addicted to toads, which causes it to sell out in stores, which causes prices to rise, which causes riots. Hope you're happy.

I wish that you aren't

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but I am happy with my unhappiness.

I wish that made sense.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but I'm happy instead.

I wish I'd read all the posts above this one so I knew what the hell was going on with the toads and the candy. It sounds interesting.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now you forget what it was, so you'll have to reread it again.

I wish Godzilla was alive again...

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you get confused by reading it.

I wish he had a toad in his head.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, he is now toad man! He's the newest super hero on the marvel block.

I wish a radioactive spider bit me

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Interestingly enough, you're both right.

Anyway, granted, but....wait, what?

I wish I wish I knew how we got on to toads. Too bad I forgot what I read, re-read it, and just got confused.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now that made you more confused, and your toad powers is out of control.

I wish you had an enemy.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it's me. We resolve our differences peacefully.

I wish that made sense.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now the sense is senseless.

I wish the sense would go back to being senseless, as the senseless sense did make sense before it turned into its senseless sense.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Have three cents.

I wish your wish didn't make my brain hurt...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but now my wish is going to make your brain hurt.

I wish his wish that, in order to stop his wish from making your your brain hurt, causing you to wish what I'm wishing right now, I wish that his wish would un-wish itself so that you didn't have to wish the first part of this wish causing me to wish this wish.