Corrupt a Wish game

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted...actually, wait no sorry, I can't grant that...

I wish I wasn't the only seven year old reading the Three Musketeers.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Grante-Wait, you're seven?

I wish I'd read the 3 Musketeers when I was seven...

 

[trust Milo]

Done, but it was the R rated version

I wish I could start and stop time whenever I wanted

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Granted, but you can only do it for .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second

I wish George Lopez would be funny

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish to be able to shoot lightning.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, too bad you forgot to wish to not be conductive. Ker-zap.

I wish Paris Hilton was attractive.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, she's a toad.

I wish you were a toad.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now the use refried beans instead of coffee beans.

I wish going to the opera was less gay.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you don't want to anymore, so you don't.

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry this morning.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but now you're thirsty instead. And there's nothing to drink.


I wish I had a bowl of Apple Jacks.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but....well, have you read the last one? Let's just say you aren't so lucky.

I wish I had the Iron Man suit.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you don't have the power source.

I wish for a mouse the size of a house.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it eats your house and goes on a rampage, killing everyone in your hometown.

I wish I had a portal gun.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You have a scale replica of a portal gun.

I wish dragons were real.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they immediatly start hunting for you.

I wish for about $3000 in quarters.

 

[trust Milo]

Done, but it's in vietnamese dong

I wish I didn't get spamed last night

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You get spammed on all the other days of your life except for last night.

I wish for a can of lemon juice.