Corrupt a Wish game

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but the handle are magically slippery, so you can't get a grasp of it.

I wish the moon would crash down to the Earth

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. We all die.

I wish for the sun to explode.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but we're already dead.

I wish the sun would respawn

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but nothing revolves around it.

I wish for mechanical augmentation.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, your pinky toe can now shoot lasers. Too bad it gets cut off.

I wish I can teleport

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can't control where to.

I wish to be happy for the rest of my days.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, the rest of your days is next week.

I wish for a pool of jello

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's people flavoured jello.

I wish for a dog that can fly and shoot lasers.

 

[trust Milo]

Granted, you are a lantern which is green

I wish for an old car that I can have in my backyard that I can smash with a baseball bat whenever I'm angry

 

[Confidingtripod]

Granted but it can hit back and can control your mind.

I wish that game companies stopped pushing pre-ordering.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!

Okay, they no longer push pre-ordering. However, now, pre-ordering is the only way to get any game that you want and it is now close to impossible to do.

I wish I could fly.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You now have an imagination.

I wish I had a full-ride scholarship.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted... clown university I presume?

I wish no one had my avi.... *refers to the other deadpool*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you cannot have it either.

I wish for an iron maiden.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted: It evaporates as soon as it lands.

I wish my NEW avi is the envy of the website

 

[kannibus]

Granted, you stop rain and all the crops wither and die causing global famine. Thanks.

I wish for a kick-ass giant stompy robot.