Corrupt a Wish game

[Robert632]

Granted. One of the things ion you pile of stuff is a active land mine that you stepped on.

I wish for a water bottle.

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted. It's stagnant.

I wish I had a hot dog with mustard.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, it is made of dog.

I wish for a space ship.

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, it's the USS Ishimura.

I wish I could make food shoot from my hands.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However the mustard is laced swith cyanide.

I wish for some dogs.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, but the're hostile attack dogs.

I wish to be able to control people's minds with a certain phrase.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but the phrase is "kill me"

I wish flying monkies dropped coconuts on texas

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but you're in texas and every coconut lands on you.

I wish I was known by many escapist members as a great person.

 

[OojahHalo]

Granted, but only posthumously.

I wish I could solve my Rubik's 5x5 cube.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but by the time you solve it you are an old man.

I wish I was the most eloquent person, past, present and future.

 

[OojahHalo]

Granted, they put you in a pretty pink dress, froze you as a statue, and sent you back in time.

I wish I wasn't wasting my wish on this wishy washy wish.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. You waste your wish on a washy wish wish which is washed by a witch.

I wish that there was a free-for-all multiplayer mode in Halo: Reach that allowed the fleshed out Spartans and Elites, fully customized and in their original color scheme to be used for machinima purposes.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, but the game mode cost a gigantic sum of money, bungie is forced to shut down and microsoft not wanting anymore risks with the halo franchise makes the following games the most generic and boring games in existence.

I wish for for xbox live and all other online services to be free.

 

[OojahHalo]

Granted, but they only offer Google, and you can't even look at any of the results.

I wish I knew what Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr was.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted; Now there's a riot from millions of teenage girls. and their powers combined destroyed the earth. THAT's why we need justin bieber.

I wish drake would get more respect; thank him later if you want

 

[Outcast107]

Granted, but you died for stealing my idea you thought ninja.

I wish I was a elite.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but your also an hero.

I wish Facebook had been idea.

 

[OojahHalo]

Granted, Facebook was an idea, just not yours.

I wish I had started my summer homework earlier.

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, but you now have double homework.

I wish for a spicy chicken sandwich.