Corrupt a Wish game

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted; chicken's still alive
I wish for a pizza

 

[Outcast107]

Granted, but a giant pizza fell and the hot cheese burnt your body.

I wish for my own capital ship.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but I sunk it: Why ruin a perfectly good pit?

I wish for a napkin

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, it has a portion of the Necronomicon written on it.

I wish I was stronger.

 

[SteakHeart]

~doublepost~

 

[Outcast107]

granted, but you're to strong and hurt all your love ones.

I wish I had my own fleet of ships.

 

[Sliverwings]

Granted, but they are all on empty and missing engines

I wish I had a taco...

 

[Outcast107]

Granted, but the taco became a monster taco and you were stuck in a b-type horror movie.

I wish I had the power! (cookie for reference)

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, but it malfunctions and sends you to the Stone Age.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but someone mistakes you for a dragon and shoots you down.

I wish I had an anti-air gun

 

[Outcast107]

Granted but it was put underground

I wish for no Spartans

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted... what? There's already dead. Someone didn't pay attention to history class. Maybe you meant SPARTANS?

I wish I was a SPARTAN

 

[Outcast107]

Meant Halo Spartans <.<

Granted, but your the last of your kind and you're surrounded by Hunters.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Never granted.

I wish for a magic wand.

 

[Outcast107]

Granted but it only makes frogs appear.

I wish I had TWO energy swords.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, they are out of batteries.

I wish for a bigger cleaver

 

[Outcast107]

Granted but you can't pick it up from it weighing so much

I wish I had batteries for my swords.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, they're AAA... too small for the swords

I wish I had the Halo 1 pistol