Corrupt a Wish game

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but the robots stomps all the factories, making the famine even worse.

I wish you two never made wishes

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it's not in a glass.

I wish the pizza man forgets to make me pay

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, but the pizza is made with gangrene.

I wish I could get a hot girl to come back to my place for sex.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, she's a trap.

I wish for a Euro.

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, but it's actually a dollar painted differently.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted but the euro is counterfeit.

I wish for a hot girl for sex.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can not get it up.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, it's full of holes.

I wish you weren't such a kill joy (there's a hot girl for sex!)

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, you can have sex with her, but you have to let me take a turn.

I wish I had a wish that I had from a wish I wished for using a wish that was wished for with a wish that I wished for with a wish.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, the wish sucks.

I wished I had a wittier answer

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, but it's stolen from Yahtzee.

I wish for a steak.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it's covered in mggots.

I wish for a super smart and loyal to me super computer.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but it has a self destruct protocol shortly after activation.

I wish for every person to become very selfless.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You give away your life to prevent a single fly from being incinerated.

I wish for a mullet.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it turns into a snake and bites your neck/

I wish I taste like candy

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are eaten by a group of sweet's obseesed people.

I wish I could swim to the bottom of the ocean.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but you are eaten alive by a shark that can survive at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I was better at all video games.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you lose all of your friends because you become "that guy."

I wish I had a special box for all my special friends.

 

[trust Milo]

Granted, but your special friends are in pieces

I wish for stuff