Corrupt a Wish game

[Glamorgan]

Granted. You're in dixie.

I wish that the Nintendo Wii had a game without retarded arm flailing.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It requires retarted leg flailing instead.

I wish my feet were larger then my torso.

 

[Glamorgan]

Granted. YOU DON'T HAVE A TORSO!!!

*ahem*, sorry.

I wish I had a Unicorn.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It will eat you.

I wish to not have to pay for college tuition.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are die before you have to pay it.

I wish for a frog that can fly.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, though the tornadoes can be controlled by others and are turned against you.

I wish for my dog to behave.

 

[Glamorgan]

Sure. I tell him to eat you. So he eats you.

Omnomnom

I wish for a Kitten.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It runs away within the first day.

I wish for a talking giraffe.

 

[hyperhammy]

The giraffe sound like fred and never shuts the fuck up!
I want to watch scott pilgrim vs the world!

 

[subject_87]

Granted, but you suddenly become blind and deaf.

I wish I had psychic powers!

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you get captured and studied extensivly by the military.

I wish I had a maple cookie.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish for a truly universal remote control.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Granted, but all the buttons don't work.

I wish for cake.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

The cake has cyanide in it.

I wish for a top of the line computer that has a lifetime warranty

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can only wish for toast.

I wish for a greater corruption.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but your corruption level is too high and now you need to restart your save from the beginning.

I wish that I didn't have to do any schoolwork any longer.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now you got homework.

I wish that I could fly without wings