Corrupt a Wish game

[Queen Michael]

You do, but it's a German Nazi-hat!

I wish I had a date with a beatiful and geeky girl.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, she only had a date with you so she could satisfy her canibalistic brother.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

 

[Queen Michael]

You can, but you die of lack of oxygen just as you reach the moon.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No wish.

Harmony.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but we had to kill you to achieve harmony.

I wish for my dishwasher to work.

 

[TheKagestar]

Granted, however it requires so much energy it causes a black out upon finishing.

I wish for a bottle of Cono Sur, Merlot.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, thebottles rigged to blow up the minute you pour any of it ut.

I wish for my name to explode upon contact with a star.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. It explodes a starfish.

I wish for a gun.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You get a toy gun.

I wish for a glass of water.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. You get a toy glass of water.

I wish for a maid.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, she never does any work, and you fire her 3 days later, and any other you find to replace her have the smae problem.

I wish I had a vacum cleaner that worked.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It ruins the floor.

Dust broom.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, it's made out of papier mache, and falls apart within secpnds of using it.

I wish that Xpwn3ntial would put the proper sentence.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but ask nicely next time.

I wish for a keychain.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's a Team Edward keychain.

I wish that Xpwn3ntial would not be so touchy.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. It's a keychain full of angry bees.

I wish for more stuff.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Who's being touchy? I'm not being touchy. How dare you accuse me of being touchy!

Granted, but you had to read the above.

I wish for someone to laugh at my joke.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's a sarcastis laugh, though.

I wish I could fly with the penguins.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but flying leopard seals will eat you.

I wish for a flying pig.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it uses your head to land on.

I wish for my own flying mirror.