Corrupt a Wish game

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it has yet to learn the logistics of flight and breaks.

I wish for the entire Dark Tower series.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But it turns out you just get's the covers.

I wish for a grenade.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It doesn't have a pin, though.

I wish I had your soul.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. You are inflicted with a huge rock.

I wish I had my rock back.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. I shoved it in your eye socket.

I wish I had a stack of shitty, dry as chicken nuggets.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted.

I wish for a creepy, staring catgirl to follow me around.

 

[Scde2]

Granted. It's a catboy, ME!

I wish for a normal cookie.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But I punch you when you take it.

I wish for a highly irregular cookie.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's a rotten fish and mold cookie. And you have to eat it, or die.

I wish for my dog to not poo on my face.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. Every other part of your body with explosive diarrhea.

I wish that there weren't any repercussions for that last corruption.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. I just want to hit you for the sake of it.

I wish for some Mcdonalds.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But the food is relatively sub-par.

I wish for the in ability to be hit.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted but you still don't know how to spell inability.

I wish I knew how to spell Matthew McAugnahey's name.

 

[Hwoof]

Granted. Too bad he has better abs than you.

I wish to beat koreans at their own game.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, they kill youwhen they find out hw good you are.

I wish for some sort of sandwich.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but the turkey's a little dry.

I wish for a monkey paw.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But you are arrested for illegal possession of drugs.

I wish for a loaded gun to shoot my enemies with.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, they get guns and shoot you first.

I wish for my water to be milk.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But your milk is water.

I wish for a burger.