Corrupt a Wish game

[G-Virus]

Granted, but it's so fast it punches through the space-time continuum and into the world of the dead. Then the ghosts come through the Internet and steal our souls.

I wish for everyone to be happy, and for there to be no more war, and for everyone to just get along.

 

[tthor]

granted, its at the library.damn ninjas
Granted, everyone is dead, and thus the world is at peace. thanks for killing us all!

I wish I could start the robot apacalypse

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

OK, but you're not in control.

I wish monkeys are happy

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but they're only happy because they're RAPING YOU TO DEATH.

They are evil, evil, monkeys.

I wish I could get that mental image out of my mind.

 

[socialtangent]

Granted, but now that mental image has been projected from your mind into reality. Enjoy your virginity while you can.

I wish that I could have a tasty fish.

 

[Red_Fog]

Granted, unfortunately you don't get to taste it as it's a great white, and it's already eating you, but I'll be damned if it ain't the tastiest great white in the whole damn world.

I wish MJ never turned white.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted.
Purple it is.

I wish Ashley Williams was more popular in Mass Effect, at least enough that she wasn't hated on in any piece of media mentioning her at any location of the internet.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, Mass Effect is now a shitstain on the pants of society.

I wish for some time.

 

[BoosterGold]

Nobody on earth is alive and you have all the time in the world, you are now blind as well.

I wish for a Ham sandwhich

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you get no trimmings.

I wish for a waffle.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Hope you like your waffles blue.

I wish I had more time.

 

[Red_Fog]

Granted. You're perception of time has rapidly increased, and you are now forever stuck in "slow-mo".

I wish for a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. The jacket is made of concrete, and reaches to the ankle.

I wish I had a friend.

 

[Red_Fog]

Granted. You have to pay him $20/hr though.

I wish for a jackhammer.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Okay but it is made of fire.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Red_Fog]

Granted. And it's a hotwheels, can't beat that!

I wish for a fire extinguisher

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish for rain.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but it's raining men. Dead men.

I wish for TES V.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

It's a great MMO experience for only $14.99 a month!

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, into a female changing room.

Whoops! I forgot to mention that it's at a senior citizens' obesity clinic.

I wish for a... missile.