Corrupt a Wish game

[Alpha Centauri]

Granted but no matter how you fired it it will always blow up near you.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, you've wasted your wish making sure it can't be corrupted, and end up the same as before.

I wish for turtles.

 

[Queen Michael]

You get four, of the teenage mutant ninja variety!

I wish for a Subway sandwich.

 

[Red_Fog]

Granted, you have been teleported between two crashing subway trains.

I wish for the knowledge of the universe.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. You are driven mad by it.

I wish for a new hat.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It sings 'Don't Cha' by the Pussy Cat Dolls over and over and won't ever stop.

I wish to stay at a 5 Star Hotel.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it's being demolished through liberal use of explosives in....*checks watch* 15 seconds. Enjoy your stay.

I wish that crazy guy preaching about a church that heals people hadn't (so he claims) been healed of having one leg slightly taller then the other, a condition I happen to share. (That's why he stopped me, he noticed I had the same condition. True story.)

 

[tthor]

Granted, he uses that extra long leg to kick your ass.

I wish I could legally keep a Canadian as a slave.

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but he lives on Canadian bacon, which I have now deemed illegal in the US. Have fun shopping on the Black Market!

I wish Schnooki would sober up and put some pants on.

 

[SirBingo]

Granted, but the pants disappear one minute later.

I wish for an ant farm.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. One Giant Mutant Ant Farm coming right up.

I wish I didn't have homework to do.

 

[Red_Fog]

Granted, your teachers realize you're destined to failure, so they just flunk you without bother about all that bothersome homework.

I wish for the world's largest fedora collection.

 

[spartan1077]

Granted, but they are ripped and can't be worn but instead disentegrate instantly.

I wish for a bigger bladder

 

[i don't know]

Granted, but your kidney would be sucked from your body.

I wish for a cat.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But it is dead.

I wish for corruption.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, now you have cancer.

I wish for a lollipop.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Granted, but it is radioactive.


I want one million dollars to pop into my hand right now.

 

[greenyboy27]

Granted, but its in one penny pieces.

I Wish for cola to be on tap in my house.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Granted, but it isn't carbonated.

I want a pet octopus.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but she immediately takes a liking to you, if you know what I mean.

I wish for TARDIS.