Corrupt a Wish game

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now none of their stock fits you.

I wish for a pet dragon!

 

[projectazure]

Wish granted, but of corse... It eats your face off.

I wish for a new .//hack game to come out...for real yo.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it won't be until you die.

I wish for a flesh eating zebra!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It shits all over your house.

I wish for absolute power.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted, but you shall be impotent to all women. Ever.

I wish for an owl.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's dead.

I wish for a dead owl.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, it spontaneously combusted.

I wish for a match.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Granted, it spontaneously combusted.

I wish for a match.

Granted, but it's defective.

I wish for DBZ to make a comeback.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. DBZ Kai.

I wish Megas XLR to make a comeback.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but its being remaded to look like a shitty generic gundam rip off

I wish the Halo Movie would finally hit theatres and be every bit as awesome as us nerds hope it is

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you are physically prohibited from ever seeing it.

I wish for an ice pack.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it's made of fire, therefore it does not help with any ice related activities.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

No wish to grant so I give myself an uncorrupted version of the things I wished for

I wish I knew the name of my soulmate

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted, but his name is completely unpronounceable and he's been dead for 300 years.

I wish I had a metal face.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, its made of gold now, and some gold miners instantly decapitate you.

I wish I had some cheese cake, That tastes delicious, can't kill me, disfigure me, rape me, can't fall off the table, and has Vitomins!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but someone else eats all of it before you can have any.

I wish for two pennies.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you shall be impotent to all women. Ever.

I wish for an owl.

I don't get what your downside is..

OT: Granted, but one's made of plastique and you blow up! Oh no's!

I wish for some plastique!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted heres some of that annoying hard plastic that Electronics are incased in

I wish I could see the good things that would happen in the future

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it duplicates instead.

I wish for a sock puppet!