Corrupt a Wish game

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. They're on fire.

I wish for my homework to be done. Correctly.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the teacher thinks someone else did the work and give you a fail.

I wish I wasn't a compulsive liar.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but no one believes a word you say anyway.

I wish for infinite mental capacity.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's all completely full of Japanese porn.

 

[Martin Toy]

You didn't wish... Splendid...

Then I use YOUR wish to wish for it to rain kittens ^_^

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it's raining dead kittens.

I wish for a bicycle!

 

[Kere]

Granted but it has no seat...

I wish I could fly.

 

[Above]

Granted but it has no seat...

I wish I could fly.

Granted,but your wings are incredibly prone to thunderstorms and conduct like crazy

i wish i had a huge pet pig.

 

[Venom 3135]

Granted, but it crushes your house.

I wish I had a ball of plasma.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted however, it's boiling hot and melts your face.

I wish I had a lemon cake, made entirely of lemons.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, every bite puts makes you have that sour face and it stays that way for hours

I wish D&D's popularity would plummet faster than a imploding building

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It all lands on your head, with lethal effect. Yeah, it's some kind of physical manifestation of an abstract concept... or something.

You didn't wish... Splendid...

Then I use YOUR wish to wish for it to rain kittens ^_^

Sorry, I sometimes forget.

I wish for cookies.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. You get Plutonium cookies. But, before you can take a bite of the glowing, most likely lethal cookies, a wolf comes out of nowhere and eats your face off.

I wish I had the actual Master Sword.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you are never permitted to touch it.

I wish for a katana.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, its a plastic katana.

I wish that my internet connection wouldn't lag sometimes.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted. Now it lags all the time instead of sometimes.

I wish I had an F16 (Viper)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but the government confiscates it before you can touch it.

I wish for a Corvette.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its a confiscated drug lords card you can touch it once before its put turned into a heavy metal cube at the garbage dump

I wish Cortana could avoid going rampant and hurting anybody in the next (inevitable) Halo game(you know its coming)

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but she also loses a lot of her charm and personality in the process.

Anywho... I wish I could 'do' Kelly Brook

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but she mocks your relentlessly the entire time for how terrible you are before she blogs to the whole world about how lame of a lay you were afterwards.

I wish the console wars had a clear winner that wasn't nintendo