Corrupt a Wish game

[Martin Toy]

Granted, but they hurl abusive messages at you all day, everyday.

I wish I was in Starfleet ^__^

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted you have the most dangerous job with the worst pay....its doubtful you'll live till the end of the week

I wish I could afford to send every one of our men and women in the US Armed Forces over in iraq and afganistan a care package so they'd know how much we appreciate them

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. They all get Counter-UAV.

I wish for my own personal Pavelow.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but the military launch an all-out assault against it the moment it takes off before dropping 5 nukes on your bullet-ridden corpse.

I wish for dignity.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Someone else gets it though, while you're sexually humiliated in the street.

I wish for some cigarettes.

 

[Kere]

Granted but they are all broken.

I wish I had some sushi.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. I shat on it.

I wish for shitty sushi.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its even worse than the sushi you shat on

I wish every preorder I make would automatically get upgraded to a special addition

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted the Special ADDITION Is a chainsaw wielding maniac who kills you in a most ruthless manner.

I wish to finally finish that sodding NotPr0n riddle that's been bugging me for years!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted! But most of them coated the money in anthrax. Enjoy!

I wish I had infinite money.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its monopoly money

I wish there were no more muslim extremists

 

[tthor]

Granted. They all convert to Scientologist extremist.

I wish I had a dollar every time i say,"i wish i had a dollar,".

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but it appears in your oesophagus.

I wish for a tree.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its the stump of a cutdown tree and echo hippie loonies gather around it and mourn its 'death'

I wish I could literally kick the shit out of someone

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but it get's ALL over you.It gets in your hair and in your mouth...

I wish to think of something less disturbing...

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but now it's a fluffy kitten kicking the shit out of someone.

I wish I didn't have to wake up this early in the morning.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted now you think at length of having sex with your grandparents
granted you die now you never have to wake up.....ever again

I wish I had a social life

 

[Best of the 3]

Thank god you changed that ... although the second one is still pretty messed up. I'll take it though.

Granted but you would never be allowed on the Escapist ever again.

I wish I could eat some cheese, ham and pineapple pizza right about now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Hmmm... I wonder who this person is !)

Granted, but you said about now, and since about is an abstraction, you'll never get to eat the food as I've placed it at the farthest possible moment from "About now"

I wish you understood what I just said XD