Corrupt a Wish game

[Best of the 3]

Granted but I won't accept it.

(I'm not demented Teddy but because she got banned and I knew her and a few people are wearing her avatar I thought I would too. I miss her)

I wish I didn't have to leave now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(I see. I just assumed, since you joined today, and all)

Granted, *Second passes by* You have to leave NOW XD

 

[Valkyrie101]

I wish you'd made a wish.

 

[Happy Sock Puppet]

He DID make a wish, in secret...now you have painful rectal burning.

I wish I could sleep!

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, you experience your worst nightmares for eternity.

I wish I had funnier responses and jokes in forum games.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but in order to think of them, you must get rid of one childhood memory per joke.

I wish someone would post below me.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but the post is:

Redlin5 is a mice-tickling shit.

I wish for moar friends.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but they steal your money and leave you with nothing.
They are lousy friends.

I wish I could have a date with Ellen Page.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, she is human scum.

I wish for a Russian accent.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but you will have to start every sentece with: In soviet Russia...

I wish I had a bar of chocolate.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's radioactive.

I wish for some enriched uranium.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's too enriched for your blood, so you can never truely own it.

I wish for a grenade!

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but you didn't wish for the pin.

I wish for Gordan Freeman's crowbar.

 

[Kere]

Granted but you have John Freeman follow you around from now on.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay this weekend.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, despite the appearance, Kere has written a perfect essay and you are forced to issue the top grade.

I wish for some diamonds.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted, however they only appear when you are sick.

I wish for a rabid pet squirrel on a leash, with laser eyes and a hunger for human flesh, except my own.

 

[Venom 3135]

granted, but the scent of your flesh is confused, causing the squirel to attack you.

I wish for fable 3 to be on ps3's(Which are much better than 360's)

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. They abuse you incessantly.

I wish for a dog.