Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but...(ah, let's see, one quick Google Search, and....HOLY SHIT!) Uuh...Granted but....Gah....Where was I? Uh.....RIGHT! Granted, but you have to have a threesome...With you, Kelly Brooks, and Justin Bieber.

Um....I mean, Granted, it's Apple.

I wish I could do Kelly Brooks and Marisa Miller. At the same time.

There is nothing in the world that could spoil that for me.

 

[Sacman]

Granted, but you have to abide by futanari rules...

I wish for John Lennon to come back from the grave...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but he's a zombie and you just triggered the apocolypse great job

I wish I had a time machine and and instant return button that would bring me back to 2010 incase the machine malfunctioned or broke

 

[Sacman]

Granted but if the machine breaks the button doesn't work...

I wish I had a monkey in a tuxedo...

 

[Dango]

Granted, but its a zombie, the tuxedo I mean, not the monkey.

I wish I had a pet (female) platypus, since the males are poisonous.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted! Sort of... you get a hermaphrodite platypus. Don't know if its poisonous or not... best not to piss it off, just to be on the safe side.


I wish someone would corrupt this wish. (HA!)

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its yours the only problem is it craps constantly and the duces smell 10 times worse than skunk fumes

granted but you didn't get specific beyond uncorrupted so you gain nothing......dumbass

I wish I had a cloned mini Trex for a pet

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it bites you constantly and is very loud and only wants attention from you when you are trying to go to sleep.

I wish I could feed Kelly Brook to 3D Piranhas (again), teach her to mock my bedroom proficiency.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but you have to abide by futanari rules...

I wish for John Lennon to come back from the grave...

*google searches*

....I don't get it. Are you saying that they become hermaphrodites?

Granted, but now the world no longer contains Kelly Brook. And that's just sad.

I wish I knew why a threesome with Kelly Brook and Marisa Miller was a bad thing.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted thiers nothing bad about it.....except for the fact that its never gonna happen(to you anyway)

I wish for Vrex's last wish to be undone with no corruption involved

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. You get fed to Piranhas instead.

I wish my math homework was done. Forever.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but every single answer is wrong and you get moved to a "special" class...

I wish my gameboy still worked...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but only when your not the one using it

I wish I had a 70's porno mustache that attracted all the good looking women to me

 

[Timotei]

Granted. By only in prison and the women are men.

I wish I had a stick of Juicy Fruit.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its covered with animal dung and rat feeces

I wish the future presented in Halo would be our future in this world

 

[Timotei]

Granted. But you'll be on Reach.

I wish my delivery of Halo: Reach Legendary Edition would hurry the hell up.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted you get it tomorrow morning but somehow the statues broken, the journals missing and the codes for the downloadable extras have already been used

I wish In that future of mine I was the master chief

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Though you're only equipped with a single SMG.

I wish I had a wedge salad.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it's on fire...

I wish I knew what a wedge salad was...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted. Though you're only equipped with a single SMG.

I wish I had a wedge salad.

I'll still survive Im the master chief

OT: Granted it horrifies you to the point that you can't sleep for days

I wish the most followed twitter users would lose all thier followers