Corrupt a Wish game

[Protocol95]

Granted, you leave all of it in your will to me and die a mysterious death.

I wish everyone thought my puns were hilarious.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but they would lock you in it.

I wish I could find my Gameboy advanced and play Pokemon Blue and Gold on it again.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but you can't save the game.

Granted but it's a lie

I was waiting for that.

I wish for a pirate ship.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted. Now swab the poop deck. Yur captain be speakin' says I.

I wish I could see earth from space.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. You are on the moon without a space suit.

I wish for a fedora.

 

[Kere]

Granted but its too small for your head.

I wish for a pet penguin.

 

[tthor]

Granted. but people get jealous and horribly murder you.

I wish Santa wouldn't see me when I'm sleeping

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but he can still you masturbate.

I wish I was on Fall Break already.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. "Break" being the operative word.

I wish for a marble statue of myself.

 

[Kere]

Granted but you are a little girl and pedo bear comes after you.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. One brand new Model T coming right up. (Look it up)

I wish I could pirate Inception, already.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, you are caught, and ye be forced to walk the plank.

I wish my history teacher hadn't broken his leg and fucked up the timetable.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. He/she gets hit by a bus and dies.

I wish my friends would stop spoiling things for me.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, now it's just going to be God who is spoiling things for you.

I wish I was God.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You're the youngest, shittiest member of an almighty pantheon, and your only responsibility is being the god of watercoolers.

 

[Best of the 3]

Hmmm, no wish.

I wish this guy had a wish.