Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. He wishes you dead.

I wish Valve was going to make Half Life 3. Sadly, it will never happen.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but before then Valve merges with Blizzard and then it has to come out according to Valve/Blizz Time.

I wish for a hotdog.

 

[Kere]

Granted but its just a dog hot from staying in the sun.

I wish my art teacher wasn't such a hypocritical b****.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. He's a murderous *****.

I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, you wish to be hit by a truck. Not what I would have done, but hey, it's your wish, right?

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow. Oh wait. I don't. Heh, must have forgot. Uh.......I wish for a giant octopus costume. Please don't ask why.

 

[Kere]

Granted but mega shark appears out of no where and fights you.

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but only after you have sex wit Rosie O' Donnell. I think that's pretty much a horrible situation no matter what gender you are.

I wish I had a Gatling laser that won't kill me or backfire in any way.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Everyone else has a Fat Man.

I wish for the Nerd Rage perk in real life.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Beating everyone up causes you to become extremely popular, thus hindering the effectiveness of the perk.

I wish I could buy my own personal island.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, it has a volcano in the middle of it that will detonate in 5 seconds.

I wish to be able to win every argument no matter what I say.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but you suddenly love everything you used to hate and are convinced that everyone who doesn't agree with you is wrong. Ergo, they become wrong, ergo, everything you hate now becomes awesome without actually changing.

I wish I had multiple organs, much like the Krogan.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, you get multiple appendixes. Lucky you.

I wish life were like a video game. (Cookie for reference).

 

[FortheLegion]

Granted fear of Pedobear is now optional

I wish Information would be passed down genetically

 

[tthor]

granted, you now have the memories of your parent's having sex when they made you.

I wish i had a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, here it is: Don't try to breathe in space, it won't work. You're welcome.


I wish Iron Man 2 had been better.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Such a shame you're banned from ever seeing it.

 

[trust Milo]

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I wish 'Short Change Hero' wasn't stuck in my head, even though it's a good song.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It's now playing out loud. 24/7.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You can see 1 micro second into the future.

I wish for a super liquid.