Could Jesus stop bullets?

[Wereduck]

If he really was god/son of god then yes. He could stop them, turn them into gumdrops & eat them, or just stand there and laugh while they ricochet off or pass through his body. If he truly was divine then he only permitted himself to die in order to redeem mankind (i.e. by his own will).

Whereas if he was just a man, well...nice knowin' ya Jesus.

 

[Wereduck]

He wouldn't stop them per se, he'd absorb them and then shoot a giant ball of compressed lead back at the shootee's.

That would be a pretty cool way to die methinks, cannoned by Jesus.

This = awesome.
The only reason Jesus might not do that would be to avoid comparison to the magnetic bullet-ball thing the prawn exosuit did in District 9. EVERYTHING looks lame when compared to the prawn chickenwalker.

 

[Bribase]

He couldn't even be hit by bullets.

You need to manifest in reality to do that.

 

[joshuaayt]

Of course he could. But, more importantly, he could probably take the single bullet, turn it into enough bullets to kill an entire group of hungry peasants, melt down the metal, sell it for maximum profit and then open a miracle caravan route.

 

[coolkirb]

Short answere yes with a but, long answere no with a if

 

[TheTaco007]

Let's debate religion, guys!

This is a good idea!

OT: I'm guessing he could probably have stopped him with his chest, but surviving is another question...

 

[coolkirb]

Short answere yes with a but, long answere no with a if

 

[Canid117]

Assuming the Bible is accurate? Yes because according to the Holy Trinity he is god and has access to all his powers.

Also he could smite the inventor of Captchas for various (all excellent) reasons...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

He'd catch them in his mouth, chew them into peace-loving messages, them spit them out and have them save a puppy farm.

 

[Xenetethrae]

I here I was thinking that Keanu Reeves was Jesus

 

[Sandytimeman]

If you can dodge a nail you can dodge a bullet.

Also, nails are moving quiet a bit slower than bullets. I mean shit, back then they didn't even have nail guns just old fashion...hold the bullet in place and hit it with a hammer.

 

[cke]

I guess he could, because he's an avatar of fucking God.

All you guys talking shit about him not being able to stop the romans nails need to be quiet because you all know he did that on purpose.

Yeah, he was like: "Pffft... Nails? Do your worst, noob. Maybe you should poke me with a sharp stick as well, while you're at it! xD"

 

[ZeroMachine]

I think the better question is

"can jesus swim?"

I think this answers your question
http://www.jesusswimming.com/

... How...

HOW... could you POSSIBLY find such a specific answer... in such short time?

You, sir, know much about the internet. Teach me your ways.

(Let's ignore that little typo I made in the post, shall we?)

 

[Electrohydra]

Assuming literal interpretation from the bible I'd say... he could but he would not. Something about not abusing your powers or whatnot.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I'm saying no. God The Son, in his human form, can't because he's restricted to his human form. He could possibly stop them by creating mounds of bread appear or killing the shooter by turning his body's natural water into wine.

Have you been sinning?
Then no because he has to die for those.

Jesus is like the middle child of humanity. Everyone goes around being sinful fuckasses and he has to take the blame for it.
God is like the worst dadmom ever.

I thought you said "Have you see The Shining?" and I was all "SOMEONE GET A GLASS A WATER! Anndddd.... The second coming is over!"

Swing away meryl!

 

[Drakmeire]

no but Kung Fu action Jesus could
http://sharkrobot.com/images/large/shirt_avatarabridged_kungfuactionjesus_LRG.jpg