Could Jesus stop bullets?

[kickassfrog]

What does everyone think? Incidentally, this is assuming Jesus was the son of God and had his various powers.

I reckon so, because Neo and The Waterwalker both could, and they're very messiah-ish.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

If you can dodge a nail you can dodge a bullet.

 

[Captain Pirate]

This is such a stupid question. Of course he could. He's the son of God.

 

[Simalacrum]

Oh cmon, he couldn't stop the Romans with their pointy bits of metal. You really think ol' Jebus could stand up to the ways of the 21st century?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Jesus wasn't the messiah, he was a very naughty boy!


[sub]I'm so, so sorry...[/sub]

 

[Da Joz]

Of course he could, then he can turn a bunch water into wine and have a party!

 

[Seives-Sliver]

He couldn't dodge bullets, but they wouldn't have an effect on him

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

He wouldn't have to, he could just turn the bullets into fish and eat them.

 

[AlkalineGamer]

No, he just gets back up after being shot, he's more an immortal reginirator than a matrix defying deity.


Though still quite fictional

 

[Ekonk]

I guess he could, because he's an avatar of fucking God.

All you guys talking shit about him not being able to stop the romans nails need to be quiet because you all know he did that on purpose.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Have you been sinning?
Then no because he has to die for those.

Jesus is like the middle child of humanity. Everyone goes around being sinful fuckasses and he has to take the blame for it.
God is like the worst dadmom ever.

 

[Wolfram23]

No he would get shot and die. You know, for our "sins". Assuming Jesus really did have God's powers, he obviously had no intention to use them except for in a few very specific circumstances. I'm quite certain that saving his own skin was not one of the uses to which he put his powers.

 

[Ghengis John]

What does everyone think? Incidentally, this is assuming Jesus was the son of God and had his various powers.

I reckon so, because Neo and The Waterwalker both could, and they're very messiah-ish.

Hell yes he could. But would he? Hmmmm...

 

[gabe12301]

What part of SON OF GOD do you not understand?

 

[Woodsey]

I guess he could, because he's an avatar of fucking God.

All you guys talking shit about him not being able to stop the romans nails need to be quiet because you all know he did that on purpose.

Oh sure, that's what he says.

OT: Of course not.

Everyone knows that Neo is better than Jesus, so naturally, TEH BULLIT STOPPINGZ is what gives Neo his edge.

Plus, he's totally real.

 

[emeraldrafael]

He's the son of god, not god. His things are to help others. He could probably heal himself after being shot.

But most likely he'd die and come back 3 days later.

 

[Drentics]

Of course he could.

With the power of DEUS EX MACHINA.

 

[Dethpixie]

I think the better question is

"can jesus swim?"

I think this answers your question
http://www.jesusswimming.com/